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Kids Have A Dildo Sword Fight In The Greatest Gun PSA Of All Time And Holy Crap You Have To See This Right Now

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Kids duel with dildos to drive a point home!

Ha! This is one way to get your point across!

A group that advocates responsible gun ownership has released the mother of all PSAs! In the 30-second clip, Evolve seeks to show parents just how important it is to keep your firearms locked up, out of reach of kids… by using dildos!

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The Avengers Line Of Sex Toys Totally Tickles Our, Errm, Soul! See Them All HERE!

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WARNING: If you didn't like The Hulk when he was angry, you're gonnna hate him when he's horny!

Look, as much as we'd love for Chris Hemsworth to sneak into our bedroom at night and smack us around with Thor's mighty hammer, we aren't holding our breath!

Thankfully, there are now Avengers themed dildos and vibrators (above) to hold us over in the meanwhile!!!

Woo hoo!!! These sex toys aren't actually on the market or anything (YET), but they are a HIGHlariously wonderful idea!!!

Not every boy can be an Iron Man 24/7 and there is no shame in supplementing one's game!!

Ch-ch-check out the rest of the super-titillating sex products…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Zac Efron Trades His Dildo Collection For Fuzzy Earmuffs!

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Oh, Zeffy-poo!!

You look way more comfortable in the frigid Arctic winds than you did in the dildo store, LOLz!!

The temperature dropped to -11 degrees in NYC today, but Zac Efron braved the bellowing, biting cold with the world's most adorbzies pair of fuzzy earmuffs!

Cameras captured Zefron shooting a scene for his new film trying hard not to freeze off his footlong Fudgsicle! Thank heavens for those ear-warmers!!!

Stylish and functional? We approve!!

Ahh, can we all just PAUSE for a moment and revel in the glory of his perfectly crafted… everything?? *Sigh*… he completes us.

Are We Officially Dating?, the rom-com Zac was shooting about bachelors who vow to never settle down, also stars Imogen Poots.

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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Christmas Will Never Be The Same Again, And You Can Blame Khia!

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That 'Thug Misses' Khia has such a way with words!

The rapper recently decided that her sex life was worth discussing, and treated the world to a very explicit, detailed description of her top three ways to get down!

Our favorite is number two, but pick for yourself:

1) "Plain sex is so boring. Get all dressed up [for him]. Roleplay is the ultimate. Everyone’s into this threesome thing, but there’s no way there’s going to be another woman with my man because I’ma beat you and drag you. So ladies play different women so you can keep your man excited. Try different wigs [or] dress up like a maid. I love fishnets and having sex in heels. Guys always go to the strip club because you bitches are boring in the bedroom. Turn into the stripper for your guy. If he comes home and you got those heels on and it’s late, he knows what time it is. You know I got a pole in my house—I got a portable pole (laughs). Have on something sexy and just seduce him. Go to portablepole.com, it’ll pop up."

2) "Don’t be scared to bring candies and toys into the bedroom. Some guys are jealous of dildos because of the size, so what I did to kind of ease [my ex-husband] is introduce him to jumbo candy canes that they give at Christmas time. I like that better because number one, it doesn’t look like a penis that’s bigger than him, so he won’t be jealous. Plus, it makes the vagina taste wonderful and the peppermint makes it tingle a little bit when he blows. It’s good when he’s giving you head; it looks fun and kiddie-like going in, so he’s not intimidated."

3) "Blindfolding is also good, and handcuffs too. You can get all kinds of games where you roll the dice and one side says ‘blow me, kiss me’… I like all that kinky stuff. But you better not whip me!"

Goodness gracious, everything she writes is poetry to our ears!

We think gurl needs to start an advice column! The world needs your wisdom, Khia!

Please, keep it coming! Don't disappoint us!

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