Give us a break! No, give us 230 million breaks!
While the exact age of dinosaurs is up for debate, the existence of them is not… unless you're user CADministry from Mumsnet.com.
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This person was outraged that children are being taught about dinosaurs in school because they didn't exist before the 1800s and because they teach children to be violent.
At first, people thought this parent was kidding when part of the spiel said:
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Yes! No more teases, no more glimpses!
The trailer for Jurassic World is here, and so are the dinosaurs!
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Sure, this is two days ahead of schedule… but that doesn't mean something's gone horribly wrong and there's a power outage on the island or anything.
And even if there was, we're sure Chris Pratt would fix it! Dayum he looks good in charge! And that vest!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the first full trailer for the sequel 65 million and 20 years in the making!
Put it on repeat until June 12, 2015!
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Everything old is new again! And we don't just mean the 65 million-year-old dinosaurs either!
There are precious few shots in this teaser for the full trailer (which premieres on Thanksgiving Day), but every one reminds us of the original: the gate opening, the flock of gallimimus, Chris Pratt's sexy facial hair…
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OK, that last one is new!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to get your first look at the futuristic park (and nostalgic sound — check out that familiar John Williams score) of Jurassic World!
June 12th next year is too far away! WE DEMAND to see the movie way earlier than that!
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After many rumors of the fourth sequel being delayed, the Jurassic Park series has finally confirmed the addition of a new big name star to its roster!
Bryce Dallas Howard has snagged the highly coveted spot in the new Jurassic World flick and will be doing the tango with some newly underwater dinosaurs.
Can you say, EPIC?!
The new film will supposedly return to the Isle Nublar where director Colin Trevorrow will introduce some new dinosaurs into the mix!
Colin, don't you know that returning to the Isle could result in death?
Haven't you seen the last three Jurassic movies?!
But nonetheless, we’re excited to see how the red-headed beauty will fare against the cold-blooded reptiles!
[Image via WENN.]
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If we've learned one thing from the amazing Sharknado, it's that when talking about it you can't really say a whole lot. You have to abide by its tagline, which is an eloquent, "Enough Said!" LOLz!
That's why when we hear from Tara Reid that SyFy's Sharknado 2 might have dinosaurs, we can't really express in a lot of words what that would mean to us. In short: everything. It would mean everything to us!
Are you ready to see what Tara said specifically??
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Long ago, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, they probably never expected one day they'd be drawn onto a notorious R&B star's stomach.
But alas, that is exactly what Chris Brown has inked onto himself - a roaring T-Rex skeleton!
Check out Breezy's fresh tat!
Ouch! That must have hurt, sitting through all that detailing!
Looks like Chris has an appreciation for pain though! He's running out of room on his body to put these tattoos!
Do YOU dig Chris Brown's new pre-historic design?
[Image via Instagram.]
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Twelve years after the underwhelming third installment sent Jurassic Park to franchise purgatory, Universal is finally taking the first steps to move ahead with the next sequel!
The production company stiffened the movie boner in our dino-underoos today by announcing the director of Jurassic Park IV:
It's Colin Trevorrow!
OK, don't everyone rush off to IMDB at once!
Colin helmed Safety Not Guaranteed with Aubrey Plaza and it was one of 2012's BEST quirky rom-coms featuring a time-traveling boat!
While the up-and-coming filmmaker's resume isn't as big as, say, JP4 executive producer Steven Spielberg's dong, we're totes confident this project can be
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