In fact, the only thing between us and the full monty was a little Hornet mascot jock strap.
And that magical little gatekeeper can now be yours, thanks to the Prop Store!
Whether you're a fan of unintentionally avant garde cinema or just Zac's peen, you can bid on "Jason Kelly's stunt hornet jock strap" which according to the site "shows minor wear and dirt stains from storage after filming, but remains in good condition."
As of this writing, the bidding is only up to $200, so it's actually pretty affordable for the collector who just has to smell it.
HAVE it. We meant have it. Ha!