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Game Of Thrones Stud Kit Harington Is A Shirtless SeXXXy Beast In Pompeii! See The Teaser HERE!

Whoa!! Game of Thrones' stud Kit Harington is hot hot HOT in the haunting teaser for next year's Pompeii!

Blah, blah, blah, city buried under ash, blah, blah, blah… Disaster never looked so delicious!

Srsly, guys — Kit looks AH-Mazing!! Those abs were hand-crafted to be licked!!

Ch-ch-check out the official teaser for URself (above)!

Wow!! We suspected volcanic lava raining down from the heavens might be burning hot, but were barely prepared for Jon Snow's smoldering shirtless physique!

They said winter was coming, but we feel so very warm inside, LOLz!!

Pompeii flows into theaters February 2014.

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Ryan Gosling's First Flop?! Only God Forgives Not Forgiven By Critics!

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Uh oh!

We didn't think it was possible, but according to critics, Ryan Gosling may have very well walked into his first BIG flop with Only God Forgives!

And to think it was the same director, Nicholas Winding Refn, who led Ryan to the uber successful Drive.

The box office's usual golden boy is being TORN APART by reviewers after being booed earlier this year at Cannes.

With words like "unwatchable" and "disaster" used to describe it, the overall verdict by movie buffs is that the flick is extra slow, boring and wayyyyy too violent.

The New York Observer's Rex Reed even wrote:

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Katie Couric's 'Dreadfully Boring' Show Is A 'Disaster!' ABC Desperate To Replace Her ASAP!

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Ruh-roh!

ABC is fixing to show veteran news anchor Katie Couric to the door!!

Sadly, we don't mean the door to a room filled with gold, precious gems, and an endless supply of Hot Pockets!!

We mean they're considering FIRING her!!!

Her newish daytime talkshow, Katie, has been a ratings nightmare, so this could be the end of her long and glorious run on the small screen!

One studio executive in the know wasn't afraid to dish out cold, hard truths.

The exec revealed:

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Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer DUMPS Her For Good! Mean Girl Might Rep Herself In Court?

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Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o's!!

The papers have been filed! Lindsay Lohan's attorney officially washed her hands clean of all this dirty dramz with her now-former client!!

Keeping LiLo out of jail must be more daunting than Shawn Holley ever realized because why else would she refuse to represent the actres??

Well, it might be the

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Hansel & Gretel Take Down Movie 43…And All The Other Box Office Competition!

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As far as the weekend box office numbers are concerned, we guess it was a case of the lesser of two evils!

WELL…maybe not evil! But DEFINITELY the lesser of two SUPREMELY shiteous movies!

While Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters was reportedly described as the "the longest 90 minutes you [will] ever spend in a theater," it still managed to make the most money across the United States by garnering the majority of ticket sales from Friday-Sunday and ultimately made around $19 million!

That's right, more folks sat through THAT then Silver Linings Playbook, Zero Dark Thirty AND Django Unchained!

Thankfully, however, the same CANNOT be said for Movie 43 and the hole in hell out of which it crawled, because even with its plethora of A-list talent that we won't further embarrass by naming here, a majority of movie-goers were smart enough to stay FAR away…resulting in a cumulative $5 million and movie reviews that refer to it as LITERALLY the worst movie ever!

OUCH!

But hey! You can find out where Jennifer Lopez's latest Parker fits in among all of thisAFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Academy Awards Members Too Old To Figure Out New E-Voting System?!

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We think Meryl Streep's reaction says it all… WHAAAATTT?!

It seems that this year's all new online voting system for the Oscars is leaving many members of the Academy confused about the process.

Apparently, some are describing the new system as a "disaster" and others are scared a hacker could easily compromise the whole site!

However, a spokesperson for the Academy claims that the issues most members are experiencing are due to the simple fact that they are "forgetting or misusing passwords"…

Which to us seems like a subtle jab insinuating certain members are a bit too old to be comfortable with the virtual voting system!

Ok, it's a tad ageist, but we kinddaaaa get it. Have you ever tried to teach an 80-year-old how to use the internet?!

It's NOT as easy as Grandma's apple pie, that's for sure!

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Jenelle Evans' Marriage 'A Disaster'?

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Jenelle Evans Married Courtland Rogers Disaster

Jenelle Evans' marriage isn't in trouble. It is trouble!

According to a source close to the Teen Mom star, she and new hubby Courtland Rogers are NOT helping each other to be more stable- just the opposite!

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