At least everyone at the Nokia X6 Launch party in London does!
Lindsay Lohan may allegedly be moving to the UK, but she's not gonna be welcome on the club circuit - especially as a DJ!
While at the X6 pAArty on Wednesday, La Loca was learning to DJ while being trained by respected British DJ gareth Geno, but she could barely keep herself together.
"Lindsay was clearly struggling to play the set on her own and had to ask gareth for help. She seemed like a total drunken, incoherent mess," claims a partygoer.
Another eyewitness said that she made "awful song choices and lack of experience. It was really embarrassing to watch. You could tell she didn't didn't know what she was doing."
Didn't saMAN ever give her any tips?!
"Lindsay constantly had a drink in her hand the whole time she was playing," claims a source, who also states that she kept trying to light up a cigarette indoors.
clASSy and crazy as ever!
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