No, your eyes do not deceive you — That's Prince Charles … scratching!
Oh DJ Chuck Royale!! We loved your last album!
What?? You’re not really a DJ?
Are you on TV, perchance? You look a bit like my weatherman!
Oh. You’re just another bored, rich guy who fancies himself a “turntablist”?? Don’t let deadmau5 catch wind!!
Sure, you can play us a mash-up!
You’re going to mix something from Kanye’s Watch the Throne with Disney's I Just Can’t Wait to be King??
That’s just crazy enough to work!!