Well, thank goodness this is over with! We already lost enough of our lunch yesterday!
The lovely and fresh-faced Ke$ha showed the world what a truly elegant young lady she is, yesterday when a photo of her naked and covered in jizz (we believe the polite term is called a 'Pearl Necklace') surfaced on the net, reportedly by DJ Stolen!
We've just received word that Stolen had MORE pictures of the filthy gutter troll doing what she apparently does best, so she sent him this message:
"hey i would love to do a shout out for you…
how bout this… you keep my private pictures private, and ill give you a shout out/ drop… whatever you need for your dj set
why dont you hit up my manager at ****
We're relieved to announce that DJ Stolen agreed, kept the world safe from having to view that nasty shiz, and now has a lovely new track with a nice little opening message from Ke$ha!
Listen at the :10 mark to hear it (below)!
[Image via AP Images.]