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Michael Lohan Holds A Press Conference, Claims Lindsay Is Abusing!

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Well - he gave us the okay to slam him, so…

DOUCHE!

Michael Lohan held a press conference this afternoon claiming he had enough of Lindsanity and was going to force his troubled daughter into treatment for her addiction to prescription pills, and as one could expect, it was a complete circus of desperate finger-pointing and shameless publicity whoring!

In between self-indulgant rants blaming everyone but himself for his daughter's antics and how all the bullshiz he pulls is all lies perpetuated by the press, one brilliant journalist managed to ask a relevant question: "If you're still communicating with Lindsay and so concerned about her health, why haven't you made the move to LA to be closer to her?"

Of course, the Dad of the Century could not muster up any adequate response other than the "huge deal" he is in the middle of closing and supporting his family, and went back to claiming that the conference wasn't about him inbetween jabs at his ex-wife, Dina, and incessant rambling that his lawyer desperately tried to keep at bay.

Michael also falsely claimed that he had arranged to meet with Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, to stage an intervention. Holley quickly denied this, and alleges she answers to no one but Lindsay.

Congratulations, Michael - you once again proved how your relentless need for media attention makes you a delusional, despicable piece of shit willing to exploit your daughter's horrific problems just so you can jack your ego off!

But don't worry! Orange Oprah and her blatant enabling aren't far behind you in the race for the title as ultimate scumbag of the universe!

[Image via WENN.]

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