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One Direction Dolls Do The Darndest Things!

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We know what you're thinking, "Is that a seven-inch figurine in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?"

We're ALWAYS happy to see you, but this time it's actually a figurine!!!

That's because One Direction just came out with a fresh line of fully opposable, anatomically correct adequate dolls!

Putting the fab five's faces on plastic and giving them moving parts is one of mankind's most marvelous achievements, to be sure, but you might be surprised what crazy things Directioners did with the last batch of dolls the boy band put out!

Ready to find out?

CLICK HERE for the gallery, One Direction Dolls Do The Darndest Things!"

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CLICK HERE for the gallery, One Direction Dolls Do The Darndest Things!"

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Django Unchained Toys BANNED From eBay!!

Django Unchained Toys BANNED eBay

Django may be Unchained, but he definitely isn't uncensored!

When we heard the dolls — yes, dolls! Let's face it, "action figures" have kung fu grip; these toys come with outfits — based on the hit Quentin Tarantino film were being discontinued, we were bummed.

But the one silver lining we saw in this playbook was that people clever enough to have snagged them early were going to make a mint on eBay!

Well, it turns out we were wrong, because the controversy has proved too much for eBay, who banned the figures.

eBay, where you can purchase dead animals, Glenn Beck's urine, and yes- even a woman's virginity. But these toys were too much?

OK, we're sorry, but the whole point is that he's a hero! That's who toys get made of! He's a hero that goes from being a slave to leading a revolution! He's an American Spartacus!

You know who else was a slave? Darth Vader! Try banning all the toys made of him!

We are just plain tired of having to defend a movie about a character who fights slavery! It's insane!

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12 Days Of Perezmas! 10 CRAZY Pieces Of One Direction Merchandise!

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On the tenth day of Christmas, our true love gave to us…

10 Crazy Pieces Of One Direction Merchandise!

Now that we've revealed our eleven Titillating Twitter Tales, we can move on to delicious boy band wonders and delights!

From dolls to ice pops, Directioners satisfied their shopping lust this year with cArAzAe pieces of merchandise dedicated to the love of Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Louis Tomlinson.

Remember how excited we got over the dolls? [CLICK HERE]

And you know we wanna lick those pops! Ha! [CLICK HERE]

But wait… there's MORE crazy merch out there!!

Check out these TEN crazy pieces of 1D merchandise (below)!

And tell us… which one do U want Santa to bring??

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American Girl Presents Dolls With Disabilities!

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Every child is different, so why are all toys the same?!?

Luckily, doll retailer, American Girl took notice of that dilemma and created dolls that share common characteristics with their owner!!

The brand's holiday Special Sparkle collection, which caters to children with disabilities, introduced a range of dollies that feature a wheelchair, a hearing aid, an allergy-free lunch set and a tiny service dog in a harness.

With the new line of dolls flying off the shelves, the company's spokeswoman Julie Parks said:

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Kyle Richards & Portia Get Their Shop On

Kyle Richards doesn't mess around when it comes to her daughter Portia Umansky!

The reality star was all like, hey baby you want a doll that's even bigger than you - you got it girl!

The two then lugged this giant doll halfway across Beverly Hills before they finally decided to call it a day!

And what a good day it was, too!

P.S. Check out more pictures of this fearsome duo way down (below) !!!

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Scary Baby Dolls!!!

We're begging you please.

Whatever you do…

…Don't buy these scary baby dolls.

Here's what one of our favorite blogs said:

"The fact is dolls are scary. They just are. And it’s not just dolls either. Lots of childhood-related items that are intended to symbolize innocence and goodness are damn frightening! Think about it, there’s dolls, tattered teddy bears, a random child’s blanket on the street, a lone child’s shoe – who lost these items? Why is there ever only one shoe? Come on now, these things are scary. When I recently encountered scary doll images in the land of stock photography, I had myself a good scare that I just so obviously needed to share."

And for more extremely scary baby dolls, go to Babble and check 'em out!!!

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Bald Barbie's Beautiful Just The Way She Is!

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Previously, we told you that Mattel was releasing a new barbie doll….

…Now, we've got some new details!

Barbie is not only changing up her look, but she's doing it for a damn good cause!

As we mentioned before Mattel has announced they are preparing to release a special edition of the classic doll exclusively for children who have cancer or who have lost their hair for medical reasons.

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