Uhhh…. yeah, this is just cray cray!
Since the McDonald's empire is already worth billions, we weren't surprised when we heard that a 58-year-old New Mexico man named Donald Jones was banking in some
money sex by buying a prostitute at Mickey D's.
Jones allegedly picked up the hungry prostitute, went through a McDonald's drive-thru, then drove to a nearby park, and after the hooker scarfed down her fast food, she did the NAS-TAY with Donald.