All tag results for 'douche'

Thanks for nothing, Dr. Drew! He's still an effing boozey douche!

Jason Wahler was recently released from the care of Celebrity Rehab, but it seems he's fallen off the wagon and into keg of Coors Lite. Sources are reporting that as of last week, people have seen much non-improvement in his behavior. He was seen pAArtying at both Boa and Katsuya, while allegedly looking to one of his former Celebrity Rehab buddies for someplace to live!

However, whoever the fellow loser celeb was, they had the smarts to turn him away. They told sources that Jason's behavior was totally "erratic" and that it was "clear his sobriety is no longer important to him."

Oh boy! When will you learn?! No wait, better question - When will you just go away???

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: boa restaurant, celebrity rehab, douche, hard-paartying, katsuya, sobriety

Could it be? Could Dr. Douche really have turned a new leaf? No Maybe.

Sources close to John Mayer claim that the singer is a changed man, and that after a “bumpy year” he’s planning on “lying low” from women.

Apparently, he’s even abstaining from one-night stands!

"When girls texted him for booty calls, he'd respond ….. Now he ignores them," says the source.

He’s reportedly obsessed with his new Apple product — the iPad, which apparently is his new “late night love.”

Um…bullshit. He gave up women for an iPad? We’ll give him another week before the iPad starts collecting dust and he’s back out there reclaiming the title of biggest douche in the industry!

[Image via Ray Garbo/WENN.]

Tags: bullshit, douche, ipad, love

Well, why shouldn't she be? Now she gets to get back on a campaign trial…sort of.

Last night, it was confirmed that Sarah Palin's unwed, hypocritical teenage mother daughter, Bristol Palin, will be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars.

One could solidly argue that Bristol is filling the controversial spot on the line-up, following in the footsteps of Kate Gosselin from last year. And just like Kate from last year, Bristol is already doing interviews. The #1 question - WHY???

After the announcement was made last night, Bristol explained to sources why she felt the need to do the show. She said:

“I decided to do the show to get out of Alaska for a few weeks, do something fun and positive and have a good time. My mom’s excited for me. She knows this is real family entertainment.”

Oh yes! We can't wait until she insists that a huge screen be erected in the middle of Wasilla so they can show the first episode in the middle of town! Luckily for her, Levi Johnston isn't mayor yet, so she will probably get away with it. And speaking of the douchey father, how does he feel about Bristol's new gig? Bristol says:

“I don’t want to talk about Levi. I’m here to talk about doing something fun and positive.”

Yeah, that love and light attitude isn't going to last very long. Give Levi one week on The Insider and we can guarantee she'll be squawking bitchiness at him in no time!

Bristol will be partnered with two-time champion, Mark Ballas, who says that their rehearsals have started and while Bristol is "nervous," she apparently has a "dancing demon" that he intends to pull out of her.

Why do we feel like Tony Dovolani regrets having said the same thing one short year ago?!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: bristol palin, dancing, dancing with the stars, douche, interview

Oh, Brody Jenner!

How can someone so muscly and built be such a pain in the ass?!

Brody was in Sin City for his birthday last week and decided to enjoy all the simple pleasures Vegas had to offer. He hit up both LAVO and Tao on his trip, but he also fit in some time pool side while turning 27.

We have to hand it to him, his body looks great! Check out those arms!

Now if only his personality would match!

[Image via Denise Truscello.]

Tags: birthday, built, douche, vegas

Dr. Laura Schlessinger revealed to Larry King last night that she is ending her radio show after she stupidly used the N-word last week on the air.

She said that her contract is up after this year and she's not looking to renew it.

Dr. Douche went into the dramatics saying she is leaving radio because she wants to "regain my First Amendment rights."

She adds:

”My First Amendment rights have been usurped by angry, hateful groups who don’t want to debate — they want to eliminate…. I decided it was time to move on to other venues where I could say my peace and not have to live in fear anymore.”

BARF!

Good riddance!

Tags: contract, douche, dr. laura schlessinger, racist, radio

Dr. Douche (aka Dr. Laura Schlessinger) is being pushed off the airwaves!

Well, she might be pushed off the airwaves. On Monday, left-wing group Media Matters joined GLAAD, the Women’s Media Center, and Unity Journalists of Color to insist that advertisers pull funding from the show.

We agree. Dr. Douche has a history of making incendiary comments. A decade ago she got herself into a similar situation after engaging in homophobic rhetoric and causing 170 advertisers pull out of her CBS show after activists groups began campaigning against her.

Let’s hope that happens again.

Dr. Douche also complained that the media was responsible for “compounding the damage” by choosing to “rebroadcast my error again and again and again.”

That’s funny, most broadcasters are excited to get their message out to as many people as possible. The again, most broadcasters aren’t small-minded assholes.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: douche, dr laura schlessinger, racist

Okay, so maybe Kristin Cavallari does have standards, albeit low ones.

Her publicist ,Jack Ketsoyan, has confirmed exclusively to PerezHilton.com that she is NOT dating Douchebag McGee, Doug Reinhardt.

Ketsoyan says:

"Kristin Cavallari and Doug Reinhardt have been friends since high school, they were not spotting getting 'cozy' or 'making out' at Voyeur this past weekend. As we all know Doug loves to link himself to famous women in an attempt to extend his 15 mins of fame."

Oh, shiz!

And as for the so-called "source" who started the story? Most likely, Doug himself started the rumor after he broke up with Paris Hilton "to make him look good."

Yeah, like that's going to happen.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: douche, douchey, douchey mcgee, doug reinhardt, losers, publicist, rumor, source