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Filed under: Music MinuteKe$ha

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"I was under the assumption that everyone hated me, for a long time, and then I stopped going on the Internet. And since then, about six months ago, apparently people have started liking me. I have no idea why. … I hope it continues, because I'm not innately a douche bag, I don't think — maybe I am — so hopefully people are starting to see that. I like to do stupid shit sometimes, but I'm not mean or a douche."

- Ke$ha tells MTV

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Christina Milian Has A Day In The Park With Her Daughter!

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We're thrilled to see Christina Milian looking so happy!

The singer, who got divorced from her ex-husband, The Dream, after he was caught cheating on her, was spotted looking absolutely lovely while attending a birthday party in a Beverly Hills park with her adorable daughter Violet!

That's right, gurl! Don't stop smiling!

You're doing GREAT and your daughter looks so happy!

Keep up the good work!

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Coleen And Wayne Go On 'Second Honeymoon' To Save Marriage!

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Do they think that this going to HELP their marriage!

We smell disaster!

Coleen Rooney and her cheating, douchebag of a husband, Wayne, were spotted separately at Heathrow airport last night, allegedly going away for a few days to patch up their marriage!

A source explains:

'Wayne wants this trip to be like a second honeymoon. He is desperate to make it up to Coleen and a break away is exactly what they need….They agreed to leave the baby with Coleen's family for a few days so they can be completely alone and remember why they fell in love with each other.'

Or completely focusing on what a dick this guy must be to cheat on his then-pregnant wife!

Maybe that will help Coleen remember why she needs to divorce his sorry ass!

At least we hope so! Think about it, bb!

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Adulterer Eddie Cibrian Officially Divorced

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Just because you two aren't technically living in sin together anymore doesn't make you any less of a douchebag!

Disgusting adulterer Eddie Cibrian has just finalized his divorce from his ex-wife and the mother of his two children, Brandi Glanville.

As everyone knows, he cheated on her with the then-married homewrecker LeAnn Rimes!

BARF.

We can't wait until he cheats on her, too!

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Levi Talks 'Politics'

Filed under: TV NewsPolitikSarah PalinLevi Johnston

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Ha! This is just CLASSIC.

Check out (above) Lawrence O'Donnell grilling interviewing Levi Johnston on The Last Word with the same questions Katie Couric asked Sexy Sarah when she was on the Vice-Presidential campaign trail!

As you can imagine - the dumbass' answers are just as thought-provoking and insightful as his almost mother-in-law's! LOLs!

We don't know what's more uncomfortable - Levi trying to string two words together or O'Donnell trying to take this whole mess seriously!

But hey - if Sexy Sarah somehow became the Governor of Alaska, we imagine this douche has a legitimate chance at becoming the mayor of Wasilla!

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Ashley Cole Snubbed From Chezza's Autobiography!

Filed under: Love LineCheryl Cole

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Good! Out of sight, out of mind!

Cheryl Tweedy is set to release an autobiography this week, called Through My Eyes, and although the 253 page book goes into great detail regarding "the best times of [her] life," there is reportedly NO mention of her cheating douchebag of an ex-husband, Ashley Cole!

She instead choses to focus on her relationships with the "passionate to the core" will.i.am, and gay-faced Derek Hough, whom she describes as "the best" and "a sweetheart!"

Smart lady!

No looking back, just keep on moving forward!

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God Told Michael Lohan That Lindsanity Is Recovered!

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Will this douchebag ever getting tired of jerking himself off hearing the sound of his own voice??

Lindsay Lohan's stalker father, Michael, is apparently so pleased with his daughter's thirteen second appearance at the Video Music Awards that he's convinced that she is 100% healthy again!

He says:

"For a LONG time now I have been worrying and praying that the my 'blessed and gifted' daughter would find her way back. At times, I was too vocal, I made the wrong decisions and certainly handled things the wrong way. I constantly asked God that if it was His will to take me before her, which I stand by to this day. While some have made their pacts with the devil, I made mine with God, to take me first, or simply help Lindsay find her way back, and if so, He can do whatever He wants with me. Tonight, my prayers were met. On the MTV Music Awards, I saw, heard and know that Lindsay is back and I believe she will be better than ever."

Who does he think he is?

You didn't make a pact with God OR the Devil, moron! You made a pact with various media outlets to famewhore and exploit your child! It's a miracle she's even alive, after how badly you fucked her life up!

If you're proud of her, send her an effing fruit basket with a note!

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