And right up there is everyone's favorite teen bride — COOORTNEY STOODDEEENNNNN! (applause)
In today's episode, Cortney tells us the wonders of her life as she wakes up and makes her mocha!
We also find out what exactly her 50-something husband picks up behind her!
And does she really go to bed in all of that make-up!! Tune in (press play) and find out!!!
(okay, seriously, this interview is HIGHlarious)