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The Health Risks Of Heidi's Frankentittays!!


We're not surprised - we call them Frankentittays for a reason!

The Real Heidi Doll's new 'proportions' are apparently so out of whack that they could do some serious damage to her health!

Dr. Lyle M. Back says:

"The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts. Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture."

And beyond the glaringly obvious reasons she and her psychotic husband, Spencer Pratt, should not spawn any kiddies, Dr. Joel Beck adds:

"If the breasts are too big, the baby can’t latch on to get a mother's milk. The implants will thin the [skin] tissues and require a breast lift. They could even erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal."

EW! The inside of the tittays could escape into the OUTSIDE world? BARF.

Other doctors claim that on top of that, she could lose her ability to breathe through her nose if she's narrowed her nostrils too much!

And of course, her post-surgery mental stability is a serious concern, but we think that Heidi's been crazy since day one, so we doubt this can do any more damage to her brain that what's already been inflicted!

What do U think?? How long do U think it will take until one of the Frankentittays bursts??

[Image via WENN.]

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