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Spencer Is Talking MORE Shiz!

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And we love it!

After attacking Jersey Shore's JWoww, Audrina and Ke$ha, Spencer Pratt is at it again.

The famewhore took to his Twitter to unload more hate on the same old suspects, but he did add plastic surgeon Dr. Lyle M. Back for talking about the unhealthy size of Heidi's tittays.

Spencer said:

who needs to see a horror film with photos of K Cav and Audrina looking like Halloweeen hit bev hills in april. Trick!

Lauren Conrad aka beefy

Beefy Why did you come out that dusty closet you've been stashed in. Stop trying to snatch press off my wife.

Beefy LC 0 Heard you were pitching a show about your fashion line. What's it called "for sale" or "discount rack"?

Proud to be an American. Feeling this free speech today. Can't shut me down. U feel me?

You must be Jwow's doctor - Dr. Lyle M beck. Are you this big of a fame whore speaking on some shit you don't know about. Heidi aint jwow.

Heidi's cover of people Dr. beck - not a last page in a free porn newspaper modal like your number one client Jdump…

Wowsa! That is a whole hell of a lot of free speech! Sigh.

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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The Health Risks Of Heidi's Frankentittays!!

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We're not surprised - we call them Frankentittays for a reason!

The Real Heidi Doll's new 'proportions' are apparently so out of whack that they could do some serious damage to her health!

Dr. Lyle M. Back says:

"The excessive weight of the implants in these extreme augmentations almost always leads to chronic lower back pain and significant drooping of the breasts. Often, the entire balance of the spine can be thrown off, resulting in chronic neck strain, painful shoulders and even a stooping posture."

And beyond the glaringly obvious reasons she and her psychotic husband, Spencer Pratt, should not spawn any kiddies, Dr. Joel Beck adds:

"If the breasts are too big, the baby can’t latch on to get a mother's milk. The implants will thin the [skin] tissues and require a breast lift. They could even erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal."

EW! The inside of the tittays could escape into the OUTSIDE world? BARF.

Other doctors claim that on top of that, she could lose her ability to breathe through her nose if she's narrowed her nostrils too much!

And of course, her post-surgery mental stability is a serious concern, but we think that Heidi's been crazy since day one, so we doubt this can do any more damage to her brain that what's already been inflicted!

What do U think?? How long do U think it will take until one of the Frankentittays bursts??

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