Poor Britney! When she's not dealing with literal storms, she's facing other kinds.
The North Carolina man was partially dressed in drag: hair in a bun, kitty-cat glasses, a bejeweled denim jacket, and some boots. Another accessory for his performance? TEARS!
He told the judges that not only was he recently put on welfare, he almost missed this chance of a lifetime because he doesn't even have enough money for a phone bill!
But sob-story or not, Britney walked off the set after