How do we translate "ew this is the most disgusting thing ever" into a duck call?
Phil Robertson may have ingloriously returned from his suspension at A&E for his anti-gay remarks, but this Duck Dynasty star has re-stuck his foot into his favorite place: his own mouth!
In a recently discovered video, Phil gave a speech in 2009 about the type of woman a man should marry, and, aside from her cooking abilities, what age she should be:
"Mainly because these boys are waiting until they get to be about 20 years old before they marry 'em. Look, you wait until they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They'll pick your ducks."
Ugh we thought these gender roles were done in the Medieval Ages!
We are just so ever thankful that "pick your ducks" is not a euphemism.
Unfortunately, we're not very thankful that picking ducks is the act of cleaning feathers off a dead bird, an act that is usually reserved for women.
Just so gross. Uh, A&E…are you sure want him back?
Ch-ch-check out the scandalous video for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
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