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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Says Men Should Marry 15-Year-Old Girls Because They'll "Pick Your Ducks!"

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How do we translate "ew this is the most disgusting thing ever" into a duck call?

Phil Robertson may have ingloriously returned from his suspension at A&E for his anti-gay remarks, but this Duck Dynasty star has re-stuck his foot into his favorite place: his own mouth!

In a recently discovered video, Phil gave a speech in 2009 about the type of woman a man should marry, and, aside from her cooking abilities, what age she should be:

"Mainly because these boys are waiting until they get to be about 20 years old before they marry 'em. Look, you wait until they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They'll pick your ducks."

Ugh we thought these gender roles were done in the Medieval Ages!

We are just so ever thankful that "pick your ducks" is not a euphemism.

Unfortunately, we're not very thankful that picking ducks is the act of cleaning feathers off a dead bird, an act that is usually reserved for women.

Just so gross. Uh, A&E…are you sure want him back?

Ch-ch-check out the scandalous video for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Jennifer Garner Brings Samuel & Violet To Feed Some Lucky Ducks!

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It's duck season!

But no one's harming any ducks here - quite the opposite in fact!

Jennifer Garner brought out her two children Violet and Samuel to a local park in Santa Monica to get their duck feeding on this past Monday.

The day proved to be a resounding success!

The two little cuties looked SO adorable as they threw bread this way and that way - satisfying those cute little ducklings' tummies!

Garner tried to look cool, but we can tell even her heart was melting from the amazing display by her kiddies!

We have a feeling these two are going to grow up to be very kind people, and we can tell just by the satisfaction they seemed to get by feeding these duckies!

Check out MORE pictures of this epic event (below) !!!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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PETA Pissed At Anya Hindmarch's Dead Duckling Display

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PETA pissed at Anya Hindmarch for display dead ducklings!!

Anya Hindmarch, British fashion accessory store, has come under fire by PETA.

The animal rights organization is upset over the store's Bond Street location in the UK and their use of dead ducklings!

A storefront window display has five taxidermied ducklings in a row. Awww… cute/sadsies!

PETA, not only upset at the sight of dead animals, has long criticized the brand's use of python and other animal skins in their products.

They said:

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Gang Of Ducks Invade CVS In The Most Casual Way Possible!

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This is super random! A gang of 30 ducks waddled into a CVS in upstate New York!

The staff at the Saratoga Springs Pharmacy tried to shoo away the duckies with a mop but it didn't work.

Customers were amused, stopping what they were doing to watch the impromptu pato parade! (Pato is spanish for duck.)

Someone finally decided to lay a trail of popcorn leading out of the store and it worked!

The ducks eventually all made their way out the door, chasing after that sweet, sweet popcorn.

Check out the video (above) to see a whole lotta ducks casually strolling through a CVS.

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Baby Ducks Have Their Own Water Slide!

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Omg… why don't they have one of these in every lake/fountain/stream/wherever baby ducks might be found??

Here's some vintage cuteness for you… at the SC State Fair back in 2011 there was an incredible attraction…

The baby ducks have a little water slide to slip down, then splash into a little pool, only to climb out, up a ramp and back down the slide again!

It's an adorable infinite loop of ducky cuteness!

We want one of these in every room of our house!

Seriously, this is just painfully cute, watch with caution.

Check out the video (above) to see some cutie ducks slipping down a water slide!

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A Day In The Life Of Ducks At Disney

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Odds are if you've been to Disney, you've seen ducks in the park.

No, not Donald Duck! LOLz!

There are wild ducks all over the place.

Seriously, who wouldn't want to swim around in all their cool water attractions??

C'mon, admit it, you've totally wanted to hop in the water at Disney before.

These cutie ducks get to live out that dream every single day!!

Check out the video (above) to see how a pair of ducks live their lives!

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Lance Bass & Joey Fatone Have A Ducky Recording Sesh Together!

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Lance Bass and Joey Fatone hang with the Aflac duck!

What the QUACK?!

Are Lance Bass and Joey Fatone back in the studio??

Be still our beating hearts!!

We wouldn't know what to do with ourselves if these two were making sweet, sweet music together.

It looks the familiar friends have added a new member to their duo…

The Aflac duck!!

Lance shared a pic (above) and wrote:

"NYC studio session with @AflacDuck and @realjoeyfatone! The Duck ( and his voice) are back! #IMadeAComeback"

Omg! What?? They're all in the studio, possibly working on a new Aflac commercial?

Maybe they're just recording an album with duck noises?

Either way, it's a cute pic and we're excited to see what comes of it!

[Image via Lance Bass.]

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