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KFC Revolutionizes The Burger As We Know It

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueFoodFast Food

Tired of the same old boring burger you've been eating your entire life?

Then throw that shiz out, fly to the Philippines and head to the first KFC you see because the fast food company has REVOLUTIONIZED the burger as we know it.

Forget about the fact that they've substituted the beef patty for fried chicken and focus on the slice of melted cheese ON TOP of the bun.

Radical, right?

No? Okay, we're with you. LOL!

We're not really sure who wants to sink their teeth into a crusty piece of cheese laying on top of a burger bun, but a foreign commercial for the innovation (above) makes it seem like everyone should.

As much as we advocate for change, this isn't exactly the kind we'd like to see. Not sure about U, but we don't want to finger our cheese before we eat it.

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Sarah Hyland Must Want Lung Cancer

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Hyland Smoking

It's always such a bummer when you find out that actors and actresses you like smoke cigarettes.

Nothing is different when we see pics of the Modern Family actress Sarah Hyland smoking and drinking for St. Patrick's Day.

It's one thing to celebrate with booze — it's another to be a smoker.

Not cool.

Here she's pictured smoking AND drinking at Pinz Bowling Center and joins friends and boyfriend Matt Prokop.

Kids these days!

Smoking is dumb, guys. There are zero reasons to do it.

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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Server Gets Fired For Posting Peyton Manning's Credit Card Tip Online

Angus barn reciept

There are some things you just shouldn't post on Facebook. Like a restaurant receipt signed by Peyton Manning with a VERY generous tip!

That's exactly what one server at the The Angus Barn in Raleigh, North Carolina did and that bragging gesture cost him or her a job.

The quarterback, who did not play last season due to a back injury, left the lucky server a $200 tip

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UMass Students Riot After Patriots Lose Super Bowl XLVI

Filed under: Football

Woah! Kids…calm down. It's not that important! LOLz!

The New England Patriots lost their Super Bowl rematch against the New York Giants on Sunday and the students at the University of Massachusetts Amherst weren't too happy with the outcome.

So unhappy, in fact, that they were compelled to riot on the campus and send those pesky Giants a message with chants like, "F*ck the Giants!" and, "U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"

We especially like the latter because who can resist chanting "U.S.A.!" when things don't go your way?

The kids seem pretty confident in their brave stand against the final score of a football game, but then the police — equipped with riot gear and giant horses — move in and the students scatter like roaches.

When it was all said and done, 16 students were arrested and it took police about 90 minutes to completely clear the area.

Sure, at first glance these kids may look like a bunch of drunken idiots looking for an excuse to break stuff, but let's not forget that they had the courage to stand up to the NFL and say what the rest of the nation was afraid to say — they really, REALLY wish the Patriots would have won the Super Bowl!

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Fake Doctor Arrested For Implanting Fake Implants

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueSick

Fake Doctor Insanity

This story is so absurdly crazy, we don't even know where to begin!

Okay, so, there's this person — Oneal Ron Morris — who is a transgendered male, and is being accused of performing the unlicensed and pretty much insane procedure on at least one victim.

What was the procedure??

A $700 injection to give the unidentified victim more booty.

An injection of what??

Cement, super glue, mineral oil and Fix-A-Flat tire inflator and sealant.

This borders on the stupidest thing we've ever heard. Why, even if you're a fake doctor, would you not know that those things are a dumb idea to implant?!

Furthermore, why, even as a "victim", WOULD YOU EVER HAVE AN UNLICENSED PROCEDURE DONE? Let alone one for $700 bucks just to get your booty to be extra whatever, who knows?

Not surprisingly, she ended up in the hospital with severe complications. And Oneal was then arrested.

At least she's off the streets and no longer convincing idiots to get the Butt Poppin' Special.

We're not sure it was called that, but we feel like it would be a missed opportunity if it wasn't. Ha!

Just check out that pic up there of the "doctor." Wow, nevermind, we would have mistaken her for a licensed professional too.

LOLz!

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ESPN Removes Hank Williams, Jr. From Monday Night Football Broadcast After Comparing Obama To Hitler

If you're on television, we think it's a good idea to avoid talking about Hitler. ESPECIALLY if you're comparing the most evil man in history to the current President of the United States!

Hank Williams, Jr., the country singer who has opened every Monday Night Football game since 1989 with his theme song Are You Ready For Some Football?, was removed from ESPN's broadcast last night after controversial remarks on FOX News.

He told the hosts of FOX & Friends that a golf game between Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner was "one of the biggest political mistakes ever."

When questioned, he explained, "That would be like Hitler playing golf with (Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin) Netanyahu."

The FOX news anchors didn't quite get the analogy and neither did ESPN execs.

ESPN spokesman Josh Krulewitz announced on Monday afternoon:

“While Hank Williams, Jr. is not an ESPN employee, we recognize that he is closely linked to our company through the open to Monday Night Football. We are extremely disappointed with his comments, and as a result we have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast."

Sources say that ESPN is still evaluating whether they intend to use the song in the future. In a statement, Williams didn't exactly offer up an apology, but a little more of an explanation for his remarks, saying:

"Some of us have strong opinions and are often misunderstood. My analogy was extreme - but it was to make a point. I was simply trying to explain how stupid it seemed to me — how ludicrous that pairing was. They're polar opposites and it made no sense. They don't see eye-to-eye and never will. I have always respected the office of the President."

Well, we bet a lot of people will be expressing how "stupid" his "extreme analogy" was to them.

Another "misunderstood" statement was when Mr. Williams, Jr. referred to Obama and Vice President Joe Biden as "The Three Stooges."

Since we can do basic math we were able to infer that this guy actually has no idea what he is talking about!

Ugh! Can someone tell us WHY was this guy invited to offer up political commentary in the first place?

Check out the video above for yourself and let us know if U think ESPN should continue to air his song before future games!

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Dennis Rodman Gets Into A Fight Over LeBron James

Dennis Rodman Gets Into A Fight Over LeBron James

Dennis Rodman’s got a temper!

According to reports, a man named Michael Douglas (not the actor) hear that Dennis Rodman was hanging out at a bar in Akron, Ohio and decided to go check him out. When he got there, he walked up to Rodman and asked if him if he was in town to check up on LeBron.

This made Rodman upset and he pushed Michael.

Michael wasn’t injured, and police aren’t conducting an investigation due to lack of evidence.

According to Rodman’s rep, Dennis has no idea what any of this is about.

Something’s up with this story — someone’s LYING!!

[Image via WENN.]

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