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Cool Guy Rescued After Being Stuck In A Baby Swing For 9 Hours!

Filed under: Silly!

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Breaking News: Baby swings can double as idiot traps!

Our proof is an unidentified 21-year-old from Vallejo, CA, who made a $100 bet with his friends that he could fit in a child’s swing at Blue Rock Springs Park, police said.

The man used liquid laundry detergent as lubricant to fit what we assume are very athletic (not really) thighs through the baby-sized leg holes of the swing says a spokesman for the Vallejo Fire Department. Vallejo police Sgt. Jeff Bassett added:

"He promptly became stuck, and further swelling and circulation issues made it impossible for him to get out on his own."

That's when his good pals left the man and his shinny detergent-covered legs behind (without the $100).

So, like a rodent trap for dumb people, this poor stupid guy sat there from 9 p.m. until a groundskeeper heard him screaming for help at about 6 a.m.

When firefighters finally arrived they decided the best tactic to go about freeing him was to cut the chains and then transport him to the nearest hospital still in the swing.

So adult who spent the night rocking in a child’s swing arrived at Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center, still waring his dipper-esque swing before it was cut off with a cast cutter.

The man sustained non-life threatening injuries to his body. We hope that $100 covers his medical bills.

[Image via WENN.]

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Video Of Baby Great White Shark Caught Off Huntington Beach Pier

Filed under: Legal MattersYouTubeShark

WARNING: Video is graphic.

Monday few dumbasses dudes with fishing poles caught a baby great white shark off the Huntington Beach Pier. Then they had the great idea to show off their awesome catch to the world by posting the video to youtube!

The only glitch in their awesome plain: catching a great white shark is totally illegal.

Now an investigation is under way to determine if a local fisherman knew he reeled in a great white shark. If he's found guilty he could face criminal charges — but the maximum penalty is only a $1,000 fine.

According to NBC, today the frozen shark is now in an evidence locker in Los Alamitos.

RIP baby shark.

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Man Takes Over Woman's Facebook, Demands Nude Pics As Ransom

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So dumb!

A man hacked into a woman's Facebook and Gmail and seized her accounts, then began anonymously emailing her, "demanding nude pictures of herself to get back control of her accounts."

Eww!

Police

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Shark Vs. Kayak Fishermen

Filed under: Oops!Scary!SharkDanger!

AHHHHH!!

Why. Would. You. Do. That?

Here's a tip Kayakers: DON'T TRY TO CATCH A SHARK WHILE YOU'RE IN YOUR KAYAK!!

If we were bobbing in a little piece of plastic in the middle of the ocean you can bet we wouldn't try to literally lure a shark closer.

Watch this video to see how it worked out for this guy after he struggled to catch a shark and fell into the water!

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Crazy Cabby Made Seeing-Eye Dog Ride In The Trunk

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Crazy Cabby Put Blind Woman's Service Dog In The Trunk

What. A. Dumbass.

A Colorado cab driver has been suspended from his job after forcing a blind woman to stow her seeing-eye dog in the trunk because of his pet allergies.

Denver resident Judie Brown was confused when the cabbie told her that the dog had to ride "in the back" of the cab because of he was allergic. When she asked, "Where in the back?" the driver responded "In the trunk."

Late for an appointment, Brown reluctantly agreed.

The black lab, Alberto, who has been Brown's service dog for four years, whined during the entire ride in the trunk.

"It was terribly wrong," Brown said of the situation, and the law is on her side: Colorado state law protects service dogs and their owners, allowing them to ride together in taxis and public transport.

That cabby deserves to ride around in a trunk for a while. Maybe even for a long while.

Photo: ABC News

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