Prince Harry's 208-Mile South Pole Trek Involved Boozing From A Prosthetic Leg & "Eye-Wateringly Rude" Jokes!
AMAZEBALLZ! Every move Prince Harry makes is evidently more AH-Mazing than the last!
Srsly! He's capable of anything and everything!! This ridiculously wonderful Royal could wrestle rabid porcupines with his hands while playing concert piano with his toes and, at this point, we'd barely even bat an eye!
The handsomely hunk-tastic Prince recently took his talents on a 208-mile trek to the South Pole, but the treacherously cold journey itself was only the tip of his bad-ass iceberg!
Queen Elizabeth II's super seXXXy grandson did more than just reach the South Pole on a dangerous expedition, he kept up morale, too!
According Dominic West, star of The Wire & one of His Royal Harry's travel buddies, the Prince told fiercely vulgar jokes throughout the entire journey!