Autumn is our favorite time of the year, if only because of fall themed drinks!
Why go to an actual pumpkin patch to smell this orange spherical squash, when you can spend $3.75 at Starbucks?
Well, you can imagine our enormous levels of arousal when we saw that there might be a Pumpkin Spice flavored condom coming out.
Uh, well we hoped the condom would be coming out, and not the things inside the condom. That's the whole point of the condom, right?!
Unfortunately, Durex has denied the claims that there'd be a harvest season specialty contraceptive:
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This is why you can't have nice things!!!
People always say that being around kids is the best form of birth control, and
Durex sort of agrees.
The condom makers realized that seeing children in their natural habitats may make people seek out actual forms of birth control, like rubbers.
We have to admit, after watching this commercial (above), there will be a lot more people double bagging it to make sure that none of these little critters make their way into your living room.
NOTE: Children are one of life's greatest joys, but only if you're ready for them. If not, play it safe.
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Daft Punk released their single Get Lucky, we had a feeling it wasn’t about winning the lottery.
And now our suspicions have been confirmed in a HIGHlariously clever way!
The French group has teamed up with condom maker
Durex to create condom boxes with Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories cover on them.
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Ruh-roh, you don't wanna get your panties/manties wet with this one.
…Or maybe you do.
Durex condoms has just released a new ad (above) for their new line of Fundawear, which stands for what else, "fun underwear."
The new line of undies for both men and women are bravely going where no man has gone before with a new technology that allows your partner to stimulate your nether regions with just a touch, er, a click of their phone.
The new app is sure to bring your O face pretty much anywhere you go as long as your partner touches the crotch diagram on the app in all the right spots.
Durex: Taking foreplay to a whole new level…
Watch the titillating demonstration (above)!
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If you're attracted to
, you aren't alone! Jenny McCarthy
In fact, the frequent
playmate is apparently so damned hawt that she can't even keep her hands off herself!! Playboy
Speaking about sexual liberation at a
Durex event in NYC on Tuesday, the sultry seXXX symbol admitted that her own hand takes the express train downtown way more often than you might imagine!
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