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Turkey Sandwiches Of Death!! Dutch Terrorists Hid Needles In Delta Snacks

Turkey Sandwich of Dutch Death Delta Airlines Sewing Needle Murder terrorist Plot

Buckle your seat belts and latch those tray-tables, because this ride is ’bout to get bumpy!!

Six Delta passengers found sewing needles in their in-flight meals! Four bit into them!!

SEWING NEEDLES.

An airline catering company from Amsterdam is responsible, having already hid at least six needles inside food bound for the U.S. business class passengers!

One man stabbed in the mouth while eating and has been put on Anti-HIV medication as a precautionary measure!!

Turkey sandwiches of death!!!

What the heck???

This is the worst

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Bruce Springsteen's Heart Hungers For Mumford & Sons!

Hoorah euphonious collaborations!!

The BOSS Bruce Springsteen brought the boys from Mumford & Sons up on stage at Dutch fest Pinkpop Monday night to duet the American cult rocker's 1980's hit, Hungry Heart!

We ADORE it when unexpected musicians unite to create beautiful tunes…

AND, at the same fest, Marcus Mumford announced that the band's second album debuts this September 24th.

Awesome possum.

Get seduced by the Mumford men and the bossiest of bosses (above).

Our hearts have been satiated… for now!

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Amsterdam Bans Foreigners From Buying Weed!

Filed under: DrugsLegal Matters

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Oh no!

Sad news for all you dope smokers out there.

A Dutch judge upheld his government's plan to introduce a "weed pass" to prevent foreigners from buying that sweet sweet chronic from coffee shops in the Netherlands.

The problem is that this will literally destroy Amsterdam's tourism industry. Eberhard van der Laan, the city's mayor, wants to work out a compromise.

A lawyer for coffee shop owners said he'd file an urgent appeal against the ruling.

Soon, if the plan goes into effect, as is planned next year, only Dutch residents will be able to join the coffee shops, which will be reclassified as private clubs.

Why would anyone want to do this?

Was it because foreigners kept O.D.ing on all the sticky icky?

Oh wait… that's impossible. Hmmm. Maybe they hated all the weird looking foreign money?

They say it's because Belgians and Germans cross the border, buy tons of legal weed, then smuggle it home and sell it for a profit.

How is that a Dutch problem?

What's good for all you pot fiends out there is that the coffee shops have said they actually plan to just totally disregard the new law.

They hope they get taken to court so they can see how the law will hold up in a real trial.

So, if you really want to go smoke some bud in Amsterdam you better go soon before the new law bans foreigners from blazing up or munching on some space cake.

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Listen To This: Hey, Mister DJ!

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The era of the DJ is still in full effect!!!

Afrojack remind us all why he is one of the top DJ/producers with his latest release, a collaboration with Shermanology that will make your eardrums so happy and your feet so tappy!!!

Check out Can't Stop Me Now (above)!!!

Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Afrojack!

We love the Dutchies!!!!

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Goalkeeper Kicks An Attacking Fan, Gets Ejected And Team Walks Off The Field!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueZportzSoccer

A crazed fan running on the field. A player ejection. A entire team storms off the field afterward! Sports are wacky!

In Amsterdam, a game between two Dutch teams was interrupted by a fan tryinf to attack goalkeeper Esteban Alvarez.

Alvarez dodged the attacker and kicked him twice.

Then, the referee throw the GOALIE out of the game? WTF?

The ref gives Alvarez a red card and his teammates are almost as angry as he is! His coach, Gertjan Verbeek, instructs his team to leave the field.

Only 36 minutes of the 90 scheduled were played. The Dutch soccer federation is currently meeting to discuss whether the game should be replayed or not.

Check out the video of the craziness in Amsterdam. We wonder if any of this was drug-induced. LOLz!

Have U ever seen something this crazy at a sporting event?

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