They could host a vegan cooking show on cable access and we'd watch the ever-loving crap out of it!
Throw in kung fu, mayhem, and a sweaty, shirtless hunk like Channing Tatum?? Here!! Take our $15 bucks right now!
Ch-ch-check out the explosive new trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation set to the a kick-ass version of The White Stripes' Seven Nation Army (above)!
This action flick might not be one of 2013's top
ten twenty fifty films, but we still know eight reasons to see it — Magic Mike's abs, LOLz!!
And knowing is half the battle!
Retaliation hits theaters on March 29th!
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