Say what you will about Michael Lohan, but at least the man pays his child support bills! Sometimes it just takes him a little while!
Lindsay Lohan's dad was ordered by the court to pay $1,500 each month for each of his minor children, and considering only Cody is underage, he should have been able to keep up without too much trouble.
But unfortunately he missed a payment or two or ten! So when he was FINALLY ordered to cough up the dough, he had to cut a check for $30,422!
That's a lot of cheese!
So what kept Michael from paying over the years?
Tags: check, cheese, child support, cody lohan, contempt, court, dina lohan, dough, dysfunctional family, judge, legal matters, lilo, lindsay lohan, michael lohan, payment
Julia Roberts not only has a somewhat dysfunctional family in real life, she is now playing part of one in a movie!
Julia and Meryl Streep are only two parts of a much larger feuding fam in this August: Osage County trailer.
The movie, which is based off a Pulitzer Prize winning play by the same name, will also star heavy hitters like Warhorse’s Benedict Cumberbatch, Star Wars’ Ewan McGregor, and Little Miss Sunshine’s Abigail Breslin.
So many fights! So much shade! This movie is all sorts of dysFUNKtional!
Ch-ch-check it out! (above)
Tags: abigail breslin, august, benedict cumberbatch, dysfunctional family, ewan mcgregor, family feuds, julia roberts, meryl streep, osage county, trailer
Uhhh… we would've never guessed this! LOLz
Lindsey Vonn is a top notch Olympic skier, but just when we thought that she has had nothing but support from her family, we learned that her relatives are actually kind of cray!!
According to reports, Miz Vonn's mother, Linda Krohn suffered a stroke afrer Lindsey was born in 1984, and right after she went through her scary attack, the skier's father, Alan Kildow revealed that Krohn tried to commit suicide.
A court investigator said:
Tags: alan kildow, divorce, dysfunctional family, family, linda krohn, lindsey vonn, suicide, tiger woods
Someone's in trouble!
A New Zealand woman left her baby in her car along with a note that read:
"My mum's in doing the shopping, call her if I need anything."
Her phone number was also printed on the car. A shocked passerby uploaded pictures of the baby in the car on their Facebook. Those pictures went viral, and people are demanding justice!
Tags: alone, baby, baby blabber, car, dysfunctional family, left, mother, new zealand, newborn, note
How foolish we were to think that we could possibly go more than a DAY without some sort of DRAMA from Lindsay Lohan!
To be fair, of course, the troubled starlet has kept a pretty low profile since it was revealed that she can't even afford to rent an apartment, and this time around, it's her equally tiresome parents, Michael and Deviant Dina, causing the shenanigans!
What kind of shenanigans, you may ask?
Oh, the typical fare from two adults who have periodically exploited their children for press and financial gain: they both have publishing deals in the works for potential TELL-ALL books!
Sources report that
Tags: child, crazy people, dina lohan, domestic abuse, dysfunctional family, father, foreclosure, girlfriend, home, infant, kate major, lindsay lohan, long island, memoir, michael lohan, publishing deals, self-help, tell-all
Adele seems smitten with everything in her life!
Well, everything except her father Mark Evans.
The singer's father says he has yet to meet his daughter's boyfriend Simon Konecki or her three-month-old son.
The desperate daddy said:
Tags: adele, baby blabber, celeb kids, cute kids, dad, dysfunctional family, grandson, music minute, parenting, singer
We're SO glad that nobody was hurt!
Deborah Farley was charged with criminal possession of a weapon and endangering the welfare of a child along with several other weapons-related charges after she placed a handgun, ammunition, and a flare gun in her child's backpack and forgot to take 'em out!
After her son had already left for school Deborah soon realized her error and zipped off to the school to retrieve her son's book bag.
She signed her son out of class on the pretext that he had a dentist appointment, but then her son told her he had already discovered the gun and had given it to one of his friends!!!
Here's what the chief of police said:
Tags: arrested, boy, dysfunctional family, gun, mother, police, school, school bag, seven year old, son