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Woman Becomes Pregnant 'In The Mouth' After She Eats Baby Squid

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WARNING:

The following story may turn one off from eating seafood again. Or at least calamari.

A 63-year-old woman from South Korea took her first bite of a cooked whole squid and instantly "felt extreme pain in her oral cavity." She spat out the food immediately, and complained she felt a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" inside her mouth. She was taken to the hospital.

You might be thinking it was food poisoning, right?

Here's what the hospital reported:

"Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa. On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores."

A spermatophore is a CUP OF SEMEN!!!

And there were TWELVE spermatophores inside her mouth!

Which means she had TWELVE CUPS OF BABY SQUID SEMEN inside her mouth.

The good news is that there is no chance of mouth impregnation from baby squid in the west because all of the internal organs are removed, but if you're ever in the Far East we recommend you play it safe and avoid the baby squid.

Thankfully, the woman from South Korea is A-OK. Although she's probably pretty grossed out as we most definitely are.

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Man Needs Help Finding The Gator That Ate His Pig

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Criagslist.com can be a very weird place.

And every once in a while you'll find a story on there that's so crazy it's just gotta be true.

Jimmy T. wrote the craigslist post, titled The gator that ate my pot bellied pig that said:

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Over 750 Dogs Saved From Vietnamese Dinner Plates

Filed under: Legal MattersDogRescueCrazzzzy

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Thai authorities have saved over 750 dogs from an illegal smuggling operation that was trying to bring them to Vietnam.

In Vietnam, dog meat is considered a delicacy, which is absolutely disgusting.

A Thai navy patrol caught the smugglers on a river, during the transportation of the dogs.

One Thai man was arrested on several charges, mainly illegal transportation of animals.

The other smugglers escaped.

All the dogs are going to be sent to a shelter, where they definitely won't be eaten.

A happy ending for hundreds of doggies!!

[Image via WENN.]

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