It's tooooo big! It's tooooo wide! It's tooooo strong! It won't fiiiiit. It's toooooo much! It's toooooo tough!!
Rob had a big ego. Such a big egoOoOoh!
Oh! Hi there… sorry, we were just karaoke-ing to Beyonce in the spirit of this rumor we just heard.
You see… Robert Pattinson has recently revealed a lil' change in the size of his ego.
Post-affair, Rob tells Total Film: