Well, this is awkward!!
Fifty Shades of Grey is one of the best selling book franchises ever, but this Mommy Porn renaissance may have more repercussions than we previously dreamed!!!
Sure, E.L. James' erotica put a spark back into many a tired and weary relationship, but sparks sometime turn to fires! And fires can burn down houses!!!
Ironically enough, London firefighters spend less time putting out flames since 50 Shades' release. They say it's because they now spend more time "rescuing" victims of kinky sex acts gone horribly, painfully awry!!!
Fireman Dave Brown revealed the embarrassing, awkward truth:
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