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Clay Aiken Will Likely Win The Congressional Primary After His Opponent Suddenly DIES!

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We admit, we were hoping Clay Aiken would win the democratic ticket in North Carolina’s 2nd District — but not like this!

The American Idol alum will most likely be victorious after his opponent Keith Crisco suddenly died today!

According to local reports, Crisco suffered a fall in his home in Asheboro, NC. He was 71 years old.

Clay offered his condolences to Mr. Crisco’s friends and relatives, saying:

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Dog Elected As Mayor Of Colorado Town! All Politicians Should Be Dogs!

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A small town in Colorado elected a dog as their mayor!! It was all about raising money and awareness and it worked!

In a little mountain town called Divide in Colorado, Pa Kettle, a bloodhound, has been elected mayor!

He won more votes than the ten other animals running for the unofficial title in an online race.

So what does a Colorado dog mayor do? Try to legalize and tax catnip? LOLz!

The town doesn't actually have a mayor so the dog's political responsibilities are

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Meet Glenn Champ — The Killer, Attempted Rapist, & Prostitute Enthusiast Who Wants Your Vote For Governor Of California!

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Nothing prepares you for running the largest state in the Union like a ten year stint in prison!

Said no one. Ever.

But don't try telling that to California gubernatorial candidate Glenn Champ!

He spent 10 years in prison after pleading guilty to vehicular manslaughter, but he really thinks he's learned to be a better person!! Some of his other past indiscretions include convictions for prostitution solicitation, carrying a concealed weapon, and two counts of attempted rape.

None of that stopped the 48-year-old convicted sex offender from asking GOP supporters for their votes at the state party's semi-annual shindig that took place earlier this month.

According to Glenn, his troubles with the law are part of the reason he's so inspired to govern. He admitted:

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Darth Vader Is Running For President Of Ukraine! Try Invading Now, Putin!

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The most bad ass asthmatic in the Galaxy is invading Earth, starting in the one place that probably needs the most help fighting their own evil Empire: the Ukraine!

Okay, well sort of. The Ukrainian Internet Party is officially backing Darth Vader as their choice for the Ukraine's upcoming presidential election!

With Russian troops still amassed on the Ukraine's border (although a battalion has reportedly left), the threat of more military conflict is still great. This place is strong with the dark side of the force!

Sure, the Russians may have annexed Crimea from the Ukraine, but with this Sith lord in charge, all he'd need to do is send a couple ATATs in there, and do a little "VOOSH-VOOSH" with his lightsaber and bring balance to the place!

Meanwhile, Darth addressed the election himself in a party message:

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Donald Trump Tells FOX News He’s Thinking Of Running For Governor Of New York!

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This sounds so very familiar…

Donald Trump could soon, once AGAIN, be throwing his hat into the political ring!

The real estate and reality TV superstar teased would-be voters this morning on Fox & Friends, saying that he is thinking of running to be the next governor of New York in 2014!

Trump told the talk show panel:

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