If only every news report could come with an #Election2012 Diane Sawyer!
Along with the massive wave of "CALIFORNIA" tweets, the ones bitching about how long we had to wait for the speeches, and the 'Happy Warrior' jokes, Diane's buzzed coverage had Twitterville buzzin' with commentary.
Glorious, glorious commentary.
But guess what! Unlike that sh*t you talk about your neighbors, Diane saw everything you said!!
And she took it all in awesome stride, tweet-tweeting:
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Drunk Diane Sawyer is an American hero! All we wanted was her to try and say "Stephanopoulos" without hurting herself!
Sure, she was
clearly probably wasted beyond comprehension from a mixture of white wine, "happy pills" and sleep deprivation … but did she hide in her dressing room like a communist coward? NO!
Diane did what any freedom-loving 'Merican would do: She went to work shitfaced! LOLz!
Don't believe it? Press PLAY on the video (above) to see the sloppy amazing truth for yourself!
As Diane rattled on, inaudibly and incoherently at times, Twitterville was buzzing over
important election news Mz. Sawyer's obvious buzz during ABC's coverage of the election.
Her drunk alter-ego even started a Twitter account of her own:
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We bet there are a lot of celebrities hungover this morning!! (Right, Diane Sawyer!!!)
Between the Barack Obama's successful re-election bid, the advances in LGBT and gender equality, and even the legalization of marijuana in a few places, most liberal thinkers had cause to celebrate last night!!
Several celebs like Katy Perry and Eva Longoria were instrumental in helping re-elect the Preisdent and they were positively glowing after the results were tallied up!
Other famous faces like Justin Bieber and Ricky Gervais aren't even from these parts, but they knew a good result when they saw one!
Ch-ch-check out what ALL of your fave celebs said on Twitter (below) when they learned Barack and Michelle Obama would keep their 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue address for another four years!
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As expected, this one's close!
Unlike four years ago around this time, there is no clear cut victor for either Barack Obama or Mitt Romney as it stands RIGHT NOW.
Obama is being called the winner in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, three states Romney had campaigned in extensively. But Obama and Romney are neck-and-neck in key swing states including Ohio and Florida.
The current tally shows Obama with 143 electoral votes and Romney with 153 electoral votes, but almost everyone is saying this race is still way too close to call!
We'll be back with the final tally the minute it comes in!!!
[Image via New Yorker.]
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Ryan Phillippe is one civic-minded dad!
The Cruel Intentions star was spotted walking to West Hollywood to cast his vote in the booth, and he brought his son Deacon along.
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Awww!! This story is heartwarming enough to defrost a frozen turkey!
Ten-year-old Sophia Bailey Klugh is an inspiration to us all!
She's blessed to have two very loving fathers, but some of her classmates tease her about being raised in of a non-traditional family!
Brave Sophia did what few 10 year-olds might think to do, she wrote a letter to her President, asking him for help.
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It's the BIG BIG BIG day, perezcious readers!!
Americans from all every state are lining up at the polls to ROCK THE VOTE and utilize their AH-MAZING right to decide the next POTUS!!
Will it be Barack Obama? Or will it be Mitt Romney?
We'll know in less than 24 hours (fingers crossed)!!!
See what the celebrities are saying about #Election2012 …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
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