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Chelsea Clinton Is Pregnant, But That's Not Slowing Down Her Work Schedule! She's Announced She's Open To Running For Office!

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From bacon-wrapped pickles dipped in ice cream to Snuggie-clad O.C. marathons, pregnant women get the WACKIEST cravings!

But not all bun-packed ovens are the same!

It might crush the spirits of the bacon-wrapped pickle lobby to learn that America's recently impregnated sweetheart, Chelsea Clinton, has a hankering for something else entirely!

Bill and Hillary's beautiful daughter may in fact be craving a run for office!

In the new issue of Fast Company, the 34-year-old soon-to-be mommy announced that it wasn't out of the realm of possibility.

When asked about the likelihood that she'd follow in her parents footsteps, Chelsea confessed:

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Pennsylvania Voter Records Evidence Of Anti-Obama Electronic Ballot Tampering At Polls!

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Ahhh! We gave the machines too much power!

In all started when we enabled them to do electronic banking and, apparently, allowing them to "count" up our votes is another step in the wrong direction!

Ch-ch-check out the vid from a concerned voter in PA who hoped to re-elect President Obama, but was thwarted by the evil robot overlord (above)!

Every time this civic-minded citizen tried to choose the Prez, evil-tronic voting machine forced him to cast his vote for Mittens!

Of course, we have no proof this is a robot conspiracy, but the only alternative is believing the Republicans participated in voter fraud!

It's time to defend yourselves against the robot apocalypse!!

These automated killers are already monitoring our diets, forcing us to bow down for snacks, and disguising themselves to look human!

We're living in the prequel to The Matrix, but Keanu Reeves isn't here to save us!!!

Our machine oppressors already run faster than cheetahs, and they're six times as smart!!

We're all DOOMED!

P.S. The polls are almost closed; don't forget to vote!!

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Mitt Romney Watches On In Horror As Meat Loaf Butchers America The Beautiful!

Who said Republicans couldn't wrangle up celebrity endorsements?!

Mitt Romney's special guest at an Ohio rally yesterday was Meat Loaf!

Remember him? The I'd Anything for Love rocker was huge in 1992! And he drove the bus in the Greatest Movie Ever, a.k.a. Spice World!

It turns out he's an avid supporter of Mittens!

Or, maybe he isn't!! It's hard to tell because we aren't sure whether Mitt and Meat's duet did the former Governor's campaign any good!

Ch-ch-check out Mizter Loaf's unbelievable, indescribable, and slightly terrifying rendition of America the Beautiful (above)!

Uh… Is this what a brain aneurism feels like?

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Miley Cyrus Punk Rocks The Vote, Darren Criss And Neil Patrick Harris Flash Huge Democracy Bonerz!

It's an orgy! An orgy of patriotism and civic duty!!

With so many young celebrities Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes making headlines for DUIs and hit-and-runs, it's refreshing to watch other budding stars embrace being a positive role model in their communities!

Ch-ch-check out Miley Cyrus all grown up and getting her democracy on (above) in this #WeWill video alongside a dozen more of today's biggest, brightest, and most beautiful!!

We love love LOVE seeing our little MileyBird spearhead this Rock the Vote campaign!!

Becoming involved our nation's political process is a totally undervalued achievement and we're grateful for the help of Neil Patrick Harris, Glee stars icons legends demi-Gods Darren Criss and Jane Lynch, and even the ever-so-yummy Josh Duhamel!

The election is November 6, 2012. Please vote!

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Finland Could Have A Gay President!

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And it could be this guy!

Finland is currently having a presidential election and one of their candidates is Green League candidate Pekka Haavisto, who is openly gay.

He will go up against Sauli Niinistö in the election's second round, which occurs on February 5.

This is a huge step for equality - something that's not new to Finland. The country currently has a female president in office, Tarja Halonen.

We could certainly learn a thing or two about presidential candidates in the U.S….

[Image via YLE.]

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Gabrielle Giffords Shooting Hero Gets Elected To Arizona School Board!

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Groundbreaking moves are happening in Arizona!

As reported in January, Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords was shot while at a Tucson grocery store and her intern Daniel Hernandez Jr. rushed to her assistance.

Hernandez Jr. was

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