Brooklyn's most beloved music-maker has got 99 Problems, but rising gas prices ain't one!
Ch-ch-check out the saccharinely sweet vid of Jay-Z and his newest fan, Ellen Grossman, commuting to the Barclay Center together (above)!
The Empire State of Mind rapper rode the subway hard and fast to Cougar Town, but it's not like Hova is GILF hunting behind Beyoncé's back!!
No way, Jose!! He's becoming one with his peeps and expanding his fan base… one sweet, white-haired old lady at a time, LOLz!!