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Snooki Is BACK! Ten Minute Preview Of Jersey Shore!!

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UGGGH! THANK GOD!

Check out the ten minute preview for season two of the AMAZEBALLS Jersey Shore! It's seriously beyond words!

We were nervous that the castmembers' overnight fame would ruin the quality of this season, but from the looks of it, lightning may be striking twice!

Especially with our most beloved Snooki! Her one liners are OUT OF CONTROL! Our heart skips a beat whenever she's on screen!

P.S. Who gets a big time GAY vibe from her ex-boyfriend Emilio??

LOLz!

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Spencer Is Making Guido Energy Drink!

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Could he try ANY harder?!

Although the Jersey Shore craze has died down in the recent months, Spencer Pratt is teaming up with Snooki's ex Emilio Masella to produce a Guido-themed energy drink.

The douches already have a dating show in the works (aka Fist Pumping For Love), but they find it necessary to trademark Guid-o-Juice.

Yep, you heard us!

The line of beverages will range from energy-fueled drinks to herbal remedies and according to Spencer, it'll develop into "what's soon to be the most popular Guido energy drink in the world."

Considering he's the only one stoopid enough to think that a Guido energy drink is a good idea, he might be right!

LAME.

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Snooki's Ex Cries To The Press!

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Oh, boo-hoo!

Keep milking this, buddy, it's the last time in your life that you're going to be relevant!

Now that our beloved Snooki Snickers has dumped her famewhoring boyfriend and moved on to greasier pastures - aka The Situation - the scorned ex, Emilio Masella, is crying giant crocodile tears to the press in an attempt to garner some sympathy!

We don't buy any of this for a SECOND!

He says:

“I told Nicole I tried out for Real World and she was upset. She thought I was using her to get on the show which is ridiculous. I’d never cheat on her–I love her. I talked to her yesterday and I was like, ‘You know I’d never cheat on you; I’d never do something so low.' She said she hadn’t hooked up with anybody [either] — but she freakin’ lied to me. She put out there that I cheated, which is ridiculous, and now the tables have turned. It sucks. I never asked her for anything. She’s the one that pulled me into the spotlight, bringing me to all these places. It seems like she’s starting to get jealous. I talked to her yesterday afternoon and I fought with her. I [told her] she has no reason to be mad — and she hung up on me. I told her, ‘You can’t expect me to stay home and never go out if you’re gone for two months.' But I’m not a scumbag. She said, ‘If you want to have fun, bye,’ and she hung up. She’s being very jealous and spiteful. I don’t know if she [broke up with me] on purpose so she could hook up with Mike. I knew [her time on set] was going to be crazy, but I didn’t think it was going to be this crazy. I trusted her and I trusted all the kids in the house too — I was friends with them too. I thought they’d have more respect for me than that. I’m not going to let a girl step all over me and cheat on me.”

Puh-lease! This douche knew girlfriend was his free ride into the limelight of reality television and when she got wind of his fuckery, she moved on!!

Whatevs. We always thought our Snookerdoodle could do better!!

Thoughts?? Team Snooki or Team famewhoring ex????

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Heartbreak At The Jersey Shore!!!

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Oh no! Poor thing!

Our beloved Snooki Snickers has apparently dumped her famewhoring boyfriend, Emilio Masella, because he was a shameless cheat!

It was clear to us from the get-go that the douchebag was just using our beloved guidette for some time in the limelight, but nonetheless, she must be pretty bummed to discover this for herself!

Dance it out tonight, girl!!

You're better off in the long run!

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Snooki's BF Wants In, MTV!

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We'd watch your boy, Snickers! We have a feeling he might be using you to get his shot at the MTV limelight!

For your pickle-loving sake, we hope we're wrong!

Seems Snooki's BF, Emilio Masella, has some career aspirations that mirror his new girlfriend's. He tweeted out earlier last week that he spent last Tuesday G.T.S.-ing, that's gym, tan, smoozing, at the Connecticut Real World auditions!

Uh-oh! The guidos have infiltrated another franchise!

No word yet from MTV on how well he did or if there is any chance of him joining the cast, but he is hoping to generate enough buzz on the internet to make it happen. He's set up a new Facebook page just to talk about it and every other tweet on his Twitter makes mention to it. Like this gem:

"11:11 tweople make a wish!! Mines to b on Real world 25 =]"

Of course it is.

You better watch yourself there, guido! If the world finds out you've been using little Snooki for her MTV connects, that backlash will be bigger than your juiced-up biceps! (Jeez, look at those things!!!!)

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