Keep milking this, buddy, it's the last time in your life that you're going to be relevant!
Now that our beloved Snooki Snickers has dumped her famewhoring boyfriend and moved on to greasier pastures - aka The Situation - the scorned ex, Emilio Masella, is crying giant crocodile tears to the press in an attempt to garner some sympathy!
We don't buy any of this for a SECOND!
“I told Nicole I tried out for Real World and she was upset. She thought I was using her to get on the show which is ridiculous. I’d never cheat on her–I love her. I talked to her yesterday and I was like, ‘You know I’d never cheat on you; I’d never do something so low.' She said she hadn’t hooked up with anybody [either] — but she freakin’ lied to me. She put out there that I cheated, which is ridiculous, and now the tables have turned. It sucks. I never asked her for anything. She’s the one that pulled me into the spotlight, bringing me to all these places. It seems like she’s starting to get jealous. I talked to her yesterday afternoon and I fought with her. I [told her] she has no reason to be mad — and she hung up on me. I told her, ‘You can’t expect me to stay home and never go out if you’re gone for two months.' But I’m not a scumbag. She said, ‘If you want to have fun, bye,’ and she hung up. She’s being very jealous and spiteful. I don’t know if she [broke up with me] on purpose so she could hook up with Mike. I knew [her time on set] was going to be crazy, but I didn’t think it was going to be this crazy. I trusted her and I trusted all the kids in the house too — I was friends with them too. I thought they’d have more respect for me than that. I’m not going to let a girl step all over me and cheat on me.”
Puh-lease! This douche knew girlfriend was his free ride into the limelight of reality television and when she got wind of his fuckery, she moved on!!
Whatevs. We always thought our Snookerdoodle could do better!!
Thoughts?? Team Snooki or Team famewhoring ex????
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