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Snooki's Ex Cries To The Press!

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Oh, boo-hoo!

Keep milking this, buddy, it's the last time in your life that you're going to be relevant!

Now that our beloved Snooki Snickers has dumped her famewhoring boyfriend and moved on to greasier pastures - aka The Situation - the scorned ex, Emilio Masella, is crying giant crocodile tears to the press in an attempt to garner some sympathy!

We don't buy any of this for a SECOND!

He says:

“I told Nicole I tried out for Real World and she was upset. She thought I was using her to get on the show which is ridiculous. I’d never cheat on her–I love her. I talked to her yesterday and I was like, ‘You know I’d never cheat on you; I’d never do something so low.' She said she hadn’t hooked up with anybody [either] — but she freakin’ lied to me. She put out there that I cheated, which is ridiculous, and now the tables have turned. It sucks. I never asked her for anything. She’s the one that pulled me into the spotlight, bringing me to all these places. It seems like she’s starting to get jealous. I talked to her yesterday afternoon and I fought with her. I [told her] she has no reason to be mad — and she hung up on me. I told her, ‘You can’t expect me to stay home and never go out if you’re gone for two months.' But I’m not a scumbag. She said, ‘If you want to have fun, bye,’ and she hung up. She’s being very jealous and spiteful. I don’t know if she [broke up with me] on purpose so she could hook up with Mike. I knew [her time on set] was going to be crazy, but I didn’t think it was going to be this crazy. I trusted her and I trusted all the kids in the house too — I was friends with them too. I thought they’d have more respect for me than that. I’m not going to let a girl step all over me and cheat on me.”

Puh-lease! This douche knew girlfriend was his free ride into the limelight of reality television and when she got wind of his fuckery, she moved on!!

Whatevs. We always thought our Snookerdoodle could do better!!

Thoughts?? Team Snooki or Team famewhoring ex????

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Heartbreak At The Jersey Shore!!!

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Oh no! Poor thing!

Our beloved Snooki Snickers has apparently dumped her famewhoring boyfriend, Emilio Masella, because he was a shameless cheat!

It was clear to us from the get-go that the douchebag was just using our beloved guidette for some time in the limelight, but nonetheless, she must be pretty bummed to discover this for herself!

Dance it out tonight, girl!!

You're better off in the long run!

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Snooki's BF Wants In, MTV!

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We'd watch your boy, Snickers! We have a feeling he might be using you to get his shot at the MTV limelight!

For your pickle-loving sake, we hope we're wrong!

Seems Snooki's BF, Emilio Masella, has some career aspirations that mirror his new girlfriend's. He tweeted out earlier last week that he spent last Tuesday G.T.S.-ing, that's gym, tan, smoozing, at the Connecticut Real World auditions!

Uh-oh! The guidos have infiltrated another franchise!

No word yet from MTV on how well he did or if there is any chance of him joining the cast, but he is hoping to generate enough buzz on the internet to make it happen. He's set up a new Facebook page just to talk about it and every other tweet on his Twitter makes mention to it. Like this gem:

"11:11 tweople make a wish!! Mines to b on Real world 25 =]"

Of course it is.

You better watch yourself there, guido! If the world finds out you've been using little Snooki for her MTV connects, that backlash will be bigger than your juiced-up biceps! (Jeez, look at those things!!!!)

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Snooki's Boyfriend Is Getting A Little Too Comfortable In The Limelight!!

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Well if this isn't the truest love we've ever seen, than we don't know what is!!

Our beloved Snooki and her personal trainer/potential famewhoring boyfriend of one month, Emilio Masella, exchanged their first I love you's to each other on Valentine's Day!!

The poor man's DJ Pauly D Masella says:

“We both started feeling it at the same time. I said it to her when she got to my house and saw everything I got her … flowers, teddy bears, her favorite candies (she likes gummi bears), chocolate … I [also] got her a bottle of Cristal and she didn’t know what it was, so I made her look it up! Since then, it’s been amazing. We had a romantic getaway [two weeks ago] in New York City and stayed at the W — the hotel was amazing — and went skating at Rockefeller Center. She just wanted to get away.”

We're not sure how we feel about him - he hopped on board the Snooki Express at a pretty opportune time, and one month is pretty fast to start fist pumping the L word!!

This quote also sent up a red flag for us!!

“I’m trying to train her, but she’s always on the road. I wrote up a diet for her. I’m trying to get her to start dieting and start training. I’ve been living her life, so I’m trying to get her [to see mine].”

Not cool!!

If you're so in love with her, you shouldn't be trying to change her!!

Tread lightly, Emilio! Snooki can find hundreds of guidos JUST like you and if you get too pushy, she may want to kick your orange ass to the curb so she can start shopping Snookin' For Love again!!

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