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Lame Excuse! Orange Oprah Continues Enabling Lindsanity

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Excuses, excuses!

Now that Lindsanity has effed up the terms of her probation in only three weeks, it's no surprise that the entire Haus of LOLhan is going into damage control mode!

And who better to start the long, coke-fueld trip down the river of denial than her number one enabler, Dina?!

Orange Oprah says:

"She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."

Yes, yes.

And someone just keeps shoving cocaine up her dainty little nose, and the devil made her hijack that car in 2007, too!

Poor LiLo! How can she own up to her actions when the WORLD is just sooo out to get her?!

LOLz! What an effing joke.

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The LOLhans Yap About Lindsanity!

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And just as were thinking about how quiet it's been at the Haus of LOLhan!

After FINALLY resolving their child support issues yesterday, both Michael Lohan and Orange Oprah celebrated by doing what they love most of all - yapping to the press about their beautiful daughter Lindsay, and how her prescribed pill-popping probation is going!

Dina says:

"She's fine, she's good."

We're shocked!

Dina thinks she's fine?? Phew! She must really be getting her life together then!

LOLz!

Michael continued:

"I am happy for her. She's on the straight an narrow. I hope it continues."

We certainly shall see! A lot can happen in one month!

What do U think?? When Is LiLo going to eff up her sobriety??

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Friends All Agree Lindsanity Is A "Lost Cause"

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This sounds just about right.

One of Lindsanity's former friends has come forward to express concern for the hard pAArtying trainwreck's welfare, claiming most of the people who truly care about her have just thrown in the towel because she and her number one enabler mother, Orange Oprah, are both in serious denial.

The source says:

"Talking to Lindsay is like talking to a wall - and if you ever say anything negative to her, she cuts you off. She's a lost cause."

They also claim that many of her pals have attempted to talk to Dina about the severity of the situation, but we're sure you can guess how she responded to that!

How many people can you blame for your problems before you realize the common thread in all of them is YOU??

So sad.

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More Lindsanity

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsSad Sad

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Oh, girl!

Lindsay Lohan was out pAArtying hard again last night, and by the evening's end, was collapsed in a fetal position in the back of some enabler friend's car.

Was she just trying to avoid being photographed by the paparazzi? Or was she just being a hot mess?

Or both???

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Lindsanity's Enablers Respond!!

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And the enablers respond!!

After Michael Lohan gave a self-indulgant rant a press conference yesterday informing the media that he was going to get his daughter into rehab with or without her consent, one of Lindsay's 'business partners' Jenni Muro is responding, and she is none too pleased about the allegations dear ole' dad is making!

Muro says:

“As one of Lindsay's closest friends, business partner, and former day-to-day manager… the news of any type of press conference saddens me for the simple fact that this is her FATHER. I normally do not comment or engage publicly, but it is important for people to understand how inappropriate today's actions are. As far as the media, public, and fans are concerned; Lindsay is working on numerous projects and anyone who makes public judgments of her, it affects her more than personally. It affects her ability to do more work and prosper in all regards. I stand by my friend, always have and always will.”

We don't like the shiz Michael pulled either, but we don't know which is worse: creating a media frenzy by exploiting your child, or ignoring blatant problems and not getting your friend help!

What do U think?? Who is worse for Lindsanity??

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