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Orange Oprah Continues To Exploit Lindsanity!

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We knew she was just biding her time, waiting for the most financially feasible means to exploit her daughter!


Disgusting enabler and famewhore Dina Lohan will be making an appearance on the Today Show tomorrow morning to give an exclusive interview to Matt Lauer about her daughter Lindsanity's time in jail and current stint in rehab!

We're sure it will be all the same - whining and bitching about unfair treatment and delusional claims that Lindsay is just fine!

Maybe this, with her treatment, will prove to Lindsay just how toxic her family - who are intrinsically supposed to love her - are in her life!

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Orange Oprah Is Caught Lying!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDina Lohan


The enabler has been caught in a lie!

Dina Lohan blamed a spilled drink for setting off her daughter Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet, but turns out that's impossible!

A spokesperson for SCRAM explains:

“The bracelet could get an alert for alcohol spilling on the bracelet. However, SCRAM can easily tell the difference between exposure to alcohol around the bracelet and actual consumed alcohol that metabolizes through the skin.

“A spill or something else in the environment with alcohol (hairspray, lotions) would create a rapid spike much faster than the body would ever consume alcohol and would evaporate and burn off much faster than the body can metabolize alcohol.”

“Our confirmation process includes an evaluation that ensures there is no chance that an alcohol alert is anything but consumed alcohol. We’ve tested hundreds of products over the years to ensure that nothing can mimic the results of consumed alcohol—including this scenario.

Let's see what kind of "proof" the LOLhans come up with now — you know they'll never stop trying to beat the system!


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Lame Excuse! Orange Oprah Continues Enabling Lindsanity

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsLegal MattersDina LohanAwardzSad Sad


Excuses, excuses!

Now that Lindsanity has effed up the terms of her probation in only three weeks, it's no surprise that the entire Haus of LOLhan is going into damage control mode!

And who better to start the long, coke-fueld trip down the river of denial than her number one enabler, Dina?!

Orange Oprah says:

"She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet. She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."

Yes, yes.

And someone just keeps shoving cocaine up her dainty little nose, and the devil made her hijack that car in 2007, too!

Poor LiLo! How can she own up to her actions when the WORLD is just sooo out to get her?!

LOLz! What an effing joke.

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The LOLhans Yap About Lindsanity!


And just as were thinking about how quiet it's been at the Haus of LOLhan!

After FINALLY resolving their child support issues yesterday, both Michael Lohan and Orange Oprah celebrated by doing what they love most of all - yapping to the press about their beautiful daughter Lindsay, and how her prescribed pill-popping probation is going!

Dina says:

"She's fine, she's good."

We're shocked!

Dina thinks she's fine?? Phew! She must really be getting her life together then!


Michael continued:

"I am happy for her. She's on the straight an narrow. I hope it continues."

We certainly shall see! A lot can happen in one month!

What do U think?? When Is LiLo going to eff up her sobriety??

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Friends All Agree Lindsanity Is A "Lost Cause"

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsDina LohanSad Sad


This sounds just about right.

One of Lindsanity's former friends has come forward to express concern for the hard pAArtying trainwreck's welfare, claiming most of the people who truly care about her have just thrown in the towel because she and her number one enabler mother, Orange Oprah, are both in serious denial.

The source says:

"Talking to Lindsay is like talking to a wall - and if you ever say anything negative to her, she cuts you off. She's a lost cause."

They also claim that many of her pals have attempted to talk to Dina about the severity of the situation, but we're sure you can guess how she responded to that!

How many people can you blame for your problems before you realize the common thread in all of them is YOU??

So sad.

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