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Disgusting Homophobic Critics Claim Michael Sam Had A Boner During The Draft Combine!

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Ugh! Don't flatter yourself, football players!!

Michael Sam has made tons of headlines due to the possibility of him being the first openly gay athlete to play in the NFL. However, this week he's been hard at work at the draft combine proving that he actually has the skills to play at the next level.

Unfortunately, some childish critics weren't paying attention to his statistics and instead decided to focus on other things, like his penis!

That's right. Critics are actually claiming that at one point during the combine, Michael Sam had an erection.

Aside from the fact that this is absolutely ridiculous, let's just get a few facts out of the way. Michael Sam is a man. Michael Sam is a man with a penis. Michael Sam is a man with a penis wearing a skin tight suit. Is any of this adding up for anyone else?

C'mon people! We see Jon Hamm's trouser snake all the time and he's usually wearing sweat pants!!

Ch-ch-check out the video of Michael …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Cyclist Got A Boner For 5 WEEKS After Crash!

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Holy guacamole!

When you're a cyclist, you're used to something hard between your legs for an extended amount of time — just not THIS long!!

A 22-year-old mountain biker was admitted to a Dublin hospital after a bike injury ended up having an erection that lasted for FIVE WEEKS!

It was a straddle injury on the crossbar of his bike that started an irregular blood flow to his penis. Here's the thing, though — he didn't go to the hospital until he

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Ever Wonder How Male Strippers Keep Their Onstage BONER??? Find Out Here!!!

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We have to admit, at one point in our lives, we have wondered how male strippers maintain an erection while dancing onstage for both men and women, and now, we know the secret behind what makes a man's moneymaker stay… err, HARD.

In the What?! Logo documentary, I'm a Stripper, two exotic dancers reveal what they do to keep their hard-on, and while some men do it the natural way, others use Viagra to stay erect.

However, that's not the only things male strippers do to keep their boner. They also watch porn, use cock rings and stay turned on simply because of money.

Wowzerz!!

And we're just gonna take a wild guess, and say that the bigger the penis is, the more $$$ the dancers are getting.

What do U think?

Take a peek at the clip (above) for more deets!

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Banana Spiders May Be The New (Painful) Viagra!

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You don't want to get bitten by a banana spider…or do you????

While a bite from this Brazilian wandering spider won't give you superpowers, it will give you an intense PAINFUL erection.

Yep…you read that correctly…a PAINFUL and POWERFUL erection.

…Along with other symptoms like tremors, shortness of breath, and excessive salivation.

You know, the uze…

So, the brilliant minds of American and Brazilian scientists have tested the venom on elderly rodents with erectile dysfunction, hoping the spider juice can help humans with ED.

Yep…so instead of spiders, you get pills…probably a safer alternative…

Then again….probably not…who needs an erection with a seizure attached to it?!

LOLz!

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American Rower Gets Bronze Medal And Boner!

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The American men's rowing team was really excited about their bronze medals.

REALLLLLLY excited!

Let's play a game called "Find The Boner."

Find it yet?

Second guy from the left.

He apparently is claiming that it's just his (enormous) flaccid penis, facing upwards in his unisuit.

He has a reddit account and went on there to clarify, saying:

"I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

So there you go.

His penis just naturally faces upwards and is kinda huge when flaccid.

If it's true, congrats on the huge penis. If not, you got a boner on the Olympic medal stand, and that's still pretty awesome.

You should be proud. Let your flag fly!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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