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Another Twilight Inspired Erotic Fanfic Gets 50 Shades Treatment, Multi-Book Deal

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We suppose it was inevitable!

After the success of 50 Shades of Grey, an erotic novel based loosely on Twilight characters, publishers are desperate for more of the same!!

We're just surprised it took so long!!

Hoping to tap into the same market E.L. James' novels' conquered, Simon & Schuster plan to release two more in a similar vein next year.

Beautiful Bastard and Beautiful Stranger, written by Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings, is set in (what we assume must be) a very kinky office.

Twi-Hard panties will surely moisten each time Boss Edward tosses Assistant Bella onto a Xerox machine and rams his stapler into her supply closet!!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson never imagined their onscreen love would inspire a diverse array of Soccer Mom porn!

We wonder what's next! Edward and Bella in space?

At Woodstock?

On a 15h Century pirate ship?!

We cannot wait to read them all!

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Mark Wahlberg Almost DOMINATED 50 Shades!

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Aww sorry boo! We would so LOVE a 50 Shades flick set in Boston, where Christian Grey is a dirty cop whom Anastasia Steele sexually embeds herself with for a bust!

Ha!

But seriously, before 50 Shades of Grey satisfied so many oppressed Mommys, Mark Wahlberg’s production company basically had the film rights tightly tied up…

Mark recently shared:

"We were very close to getting the rights, we were talking with the writer before she had an agent.I just knew that it was going to be a phenomenon, whether I thought it was good, bad or indifferent. It was definitely going to be one of those things that would create a huge buzz"

But then the erotic fan fiction blew its load and became a pulsating, giant success, and studios were whipped into a feverish frenzy to secure the film rights!

In the end, Universal & Focus Features enjoyed the ULTIMATE post coital glow victory.

But WHO will play the notorious novel’s sexy leads?! WE MUST KNOW.

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