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Move Aside 50 Shades! Dinosaur Erotica Is Real And It's T-Sexy!

Dinosaur erotic is not only real but well reviewed??

Make room, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele!

T-Rex coming through! And he's bringing his little pal, Velociraptor, too!

In case you're completely over whips, paddles, and Red Rooms of Pain, we have the perfect alternative for you, and it includes DINOSAURS. We'd like to imagine it's just Jurassic Park fan fic involving a lot of interesting sex positions with Jeff Goldblum, but alas, it's actual real erotica involving the extinct creators…

A short erotica story, named Taken By The T-Rex, by co-authors Christie Sims and Alara Branwen, have been taking the "monster sex" section of erotica by storm. (And yes, that's a real thing!)

And, in case you're not convinced yet, just look at some of the very positive reviews on Amazon! It's like garden feast for a Brachiosaurus! You know, cuz they're herbivores, and all.

One review even succinctly says the story was "not relatable," however very "accurate":

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Jenna Jameson Writing The Next Fifty Shades Of Grey!

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Jenna Jameson made her literary debut with her memoir How To Make Love Like A Pornstar way back in 2004, but she hasn't been resting on her infamous laurels.

If there's one thing porn teaches you, it's how to work hard, and gurl has been busy putting ink to paper on her next classic, an erotic novel called Sugar! She says:

"Sugar is something new and exciting for me. I’ve never written anything like this before and it was a wild ride."

Why an erotic novel? Gurl was like, '50?? I can do at least 200 Shades Of Gray!' And that's before lunch! But srsly, erotica is right up Jenna's… alley! She says:

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Beautiful Bastard Moistens Panties With LEAKED 1st Chapter! Read SEXY Twilight Inspired Intro HERE!

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Move over 50 Shades of Grey!

Soccer moms have more Twilight-inspired erotica to choose from than ever before!

Christina Lauren's Beautiful Bastard, a devilishly depraved cross between a hardcore porn and a very special episode of The Office, is hitting bookshelves next week and the publisher just released the entire first chapter for us fetish-friendly fiends to feast on!!

We skimmed through the first 18 pages, and you won't believe what happens!!

The naughty novel opens…

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Madonna Continues The T&A Show During Her Paris MDNA Stop! And Angers The French Far Right In The Process!

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Madonna has proven throughout her MDNA World Tour that once she's on stage, audiences can expect that all bets are off!

And this time, the controversy surrounding the pop legend isn't just exclusive to the amount of skin she's choosing to expose!

That's right, gurl got POLITICAL this time!

During her sold-out performance at Stade de France last night, our Madge once again performed quite the little striptease during her Candy Shop/Erotica/Human Nature medley, this time exposing BOTH her tittay and bootay toward the end of the number!

Ch-ch-check it out (above…at the 6:30 mark)! WARNING: NSFW!

However, it was the decision to

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E.L. James Is A $50 Million Erotica Empress!!

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Holy ballgagz!

We knew Fifty Shades Of Grey author E.L. James was rolling in sexy $$$, but who would EVER fathom the fantastical sexual appetites of the average woman is worth 50 million smacked asses smackeroos??!!

So here is the business breakdown of the Twilight inspired erotica fan-fiction BEAST that is the Fifty Shades trilogy:

On July 2, the combined US sales of Fifty Shades paperbacks and ebooks hit around 19 million units. Tack on another

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50 Shades Dominates Harry Potter In The UK - Fastest Selling Paperback EVER!

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The Brits like their nether parts tickled just as much - if not more - than the US!

Since Fifty Shades of Grey slammed into UK bookshelves last week, the once Twilight erotic fan-fiction turned regular erotic fiction has sold over 100,000 copies, an unprecedented event not even Harry Potter was able to achieve.

HOWEVER… keep in mind that most books first debut in hardback - including Harry Potter, thus when softcover versions are released, most fans have already purchased the book’s sturdier predecessor.

But still… Congrats E.L. James for realizing most people adore a little hot, naughty and DIRRRTY lovin’ in their otherwise whitewashed lives!

It’s all about the taboo, right?

[Image via WENN.]

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Fifty Shades Of Grey Author Has TWO Novels Hidden!!

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What did we do to deserve this, EL James!?!

Keeping new material from us is just torturous, LOL!!

While these two mystery books aren't from the same scandalous series as Fifty Shades of Grey (above), we know they must be flourishing with the same kind of entertainment!!

One is another erotic novel, and the other is

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