Evan Lysacek will NOT be doing any sow cows (also knowns as Salchows for people who want to be correct instead of fun!) during the Olympic Games in Sochi, because he won't freakin' be there! AHHH!
He JUST announced the bad news during an appearance on the Today show due to injuries, including tearing a labrum in his left hip, a groin injury and a sports hernia. The good news is that this isn't enough to keep him from skating forever, just during the Olympics!
Here's what he said: