Oh yay. Just what we wanted - a sex tape of David Arquette's ex-mistress.
Well, that's exactly what we're getting because Jasmine Waltz is the star of a soon-to-be-released sex tape that she says was a Valentine gift for her boyfriend.
And what's even more icky is that the video is said to feature scenes involving those cute little conversation heart candies.
WTF? Way to ruin Valentine's Day for us!
Of course she denies that she had any part of the video's release and doesn't know how it ended up on some website. Jasmine says:
"I'm absolutely shocked that the public is now going to see what I made with my boyfriend on Valentine's Day. I'm not even famous which blows my mind even more, I'm just a girl in Hollywood."
Um, you're linked to a famous celeb who was married to an A-list actress, honey. Isn't it funny how the tape just mysteriously got into someone else's hands for profit? Suuuure, you had nothing to do with the video's release. Uh, yeah, we believe that.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]