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Well we'd hope so!

Kate Hudson continues to roll out reasons for why she and her fiance, Matthew Bellamy, have yet to tie the knot.

Despite the fact that the two have been engaged since 2011, neither of them has really pushed a wedding. Our best guess is that they were inspired by the HIGHlarity of The Five-Year Engagement, LOLz!!

But unlike The Five-Year Engagement, while Kate isn't rushed about her marriage she also doesn't seem to be worried about her engagement falling apart. She simply claims that she’s been too busy with her sons, Ryder and Bingham, to plan a wedding.

Thankfully, there is hope! Kate revealed

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And suddenly it all makes sense!

As we've reported, Lindsay Lohan proved once and for all yesterday that she is literally incapable of keeping her life together by FAILING a urine test during her house arrest, and that is most likely the cause of why she suddenly canceled her interviews with Matt Lauer for The Today Show and Deadline so abruptly!

The hard-pAArtying actress' publicist, Steve Honig, was quoted making up this excuse:

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Can't say we're particularly shocked by this. Just disgusting.

Yesterday, Pretty Wild star and criminal Alexis Neiers was busted once again, this time for being in posession of black tar heroin and a fraudulent license, and now her series co-star and mother, Andrea Arlington, is claiming that the entire mess is really just a misunderstanding!

She lies explains:

"She was not arrested or being charged with possession as far as I know. She did not check into her probation meeting last month and there was some confusion over her address because she had two addresses listed for the location where she was living. They tried to reach her, she did not respond. I am just disappointed because we don't need to go through this ridiculousness again."

Oh! Phew! Glad that's sorted out! LOLz!

Ugh, who do these effing people think that they're kidding?

We think this woman needs to worry less about how she and her family look in the press and focus on what is clearly a deeply troubled young woman!

Then again…we've seen her on the show. Those girls are probably best left alone - WITHOUT her influence!

Have fun in jail, Alexis!

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YEAH RIGHT.

We all can agree that Ryan Seacrest was acting pretty BIZARRELY this week on American Idol - you know, when he danced with a LARGE male audience member during a performance and talked about Adam Lambert's 'talented tongue' - but the emcee claims that he was "just having fun."

We think that "just having fun" means that he got drunk, stoned or BOTH before the show!

Seacrest lies through he teeth explains:

"Often, I will playfully do things to amp up the energy for the live show, because it's at the end of my long day. I was enjoying it. We've done this show for nine years. When they take me out into the audience, sometimes the energy out there takes me to a different place. That guy looked like the most inappropriate person to dance with, so I figured, 'Let's pick him up and just dance with him for a second.' I was also setting up the fact that we're going to do a 10-year anniversary and look back on all of the different things that have been a part of this show… including my see-through shirts, my frosted tips, Simon with the bad hair and his pants jacked up, so the 10th-anniversary season is gonna be fun."

HA. Okay, Ryan.

If you need to incapicitate yourself to endure the shiteous performances from this year's Idol contestants, we'll let it slide.

Everyone else just looks pained during the show!!

What do U think?? Do U buy Ryan's excuses explanation??

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