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John Travolta's Cruisin' Penis Suit DROPPED… Completely!

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Oh wow… strange indeed!

Just two days after a judge ordered that John Travolta be forced to face Fabian Zanzi's lawsuit in court, the whole thing has mysteriously disappeared!

Absolutely nothing about the resolution is being disclosed, but one can only assume that Fabian was offered a hefty chunk of change to end the whole "omg Danny Zuko showed me his naked penis and then hugged me" lawsuit.

That or Scientology really does work wonders! Ha! ;)

Whatever happened, we wouldn't be surprised if John NEVER boarded the Royal Caribbean cruise ever again. We can only imagine the sort of embarrassment that would come with it!

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John Travolta FORCED To Face The Judge In Cruise Ship Penis Suit!

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And by suit, obviously we mean lawsuit!

Though it would be REALLY fun to see John Travolta prance around in a peen-shaped suit! That would just make our day! Ha!

But nope, we're talkin' legal shiz again.

After John's attorneys tried to assert that his ticket to the 2009 Royal Caribbean cruise included an agreement to settle any dispute between passengers and company through penetration arbitration, the judge declared there would be no such thing.

So now John is FORCED to battle it out against Fabian Zanzi IN COURT …unless they can reach a settlement.

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John Travolta Sued Again! Cruise Ship 'Masseuse' Files Suit Against Him And His Very Tired Team Of Lawyers!

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Now this is what Wild Hogs should have been about!

Another lawsuit is being filed by a man who claims John Travolta sexually assaulted him.

If you’re keeping score at home, that makes… well, that makes you really good at math.

Fabian Zanzi worked on the Love Boat Royal Caribbean cruise ship delivering room service to passenger cabins in 2009.

What started out as a simple late night food delivery eventually turned into — stop us if you’ve heard this song before — an illicit man-on-man encounter involving Travolta and an awkward massage.

Zanzi was "coerced" into massaging the actor's neck. Travolta then disrobed, exposed his erect Swordfish, and forcefully embraced the ship’s employee.

That is NOT the kind of tip these people expect, John!!

As if that wasn’t creepy enough, Travolta then

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Cruise Line Incident Report Pokes Holes In John Travolta's Third Accuser's Story

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Much like the first male masseuse to accuse John Travolta of sexual assault and battery, the Royal Caribbean cruise line employee's case against the actor may crumble before a judge ever issues a ruling.

Fabian Zanzi made claims that Travolta asked him for a neck massage, then stripped down and offered $12,000 for some sex on the down low, but his initial incident report says differently.

In fact, there is no mention of anything

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