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Oh no! Mario Lopez almost lost his most precious commodity!
No, not his rock solid bod… his gorgeous face!
He went to his doctor because his face started swelling up and was really sore.
The doc told him it was a reaction to a spider bite!! That's terrifying!
Mario tweeted:
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Being a ref is dangerous, especially when you have to deal with the scorn of slighted players and their fans — we just didn't think it was THIS dangerous!
A soccer ref from Utah named Ricardo Portillo has died after sustaining injuries from being punched in the face by a player. He had just issued the player a yellow card and was writing it down in his notebook when he was hit right in the face.
Immediately Ricardo sat down, started vomiting blood, and was taken to the hospital. That's where his condition worsened and he eventually passed away from the injury.
Tags: call, death, died, face, hospital, killed, punched, ricardo portillo, soccer, yellow card
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If you needed a heaping helping of nightmare fuel, you're in luck!
A new spider has been discovered in Sri Lanka, specifically a new type of giant tarantula, Tiger Spider Genus Poecilotheria.
Its leg span is up to eight inches. Yup, that's def face-sized.
Not only is the spider HUGE, it also
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Magnifique!
Diane Kruger has officially been named the new face of Chanel beauty!
Geez, we couldn't imagine how that happened. It's not like she's BFFs with Karl Lagerfeld or anything.
The ads will be released later this year, and since Diane was previously shot by Unkle Karl when she was the face of Chanel's Allure fragrance and Paris-Biarritz bag, it's almost guaranteed she'll be working it for his camera again.
We can't wait to see the campaign!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: ad campaign, beauty, chanel, chanel beauty, diane kruger, face, karl lagerfeld

A brand new face for a brand new season!
Plastic surgery is certainly not an uncommon thing for the Real Housewives, but it’s rare that a lady gets her whole face worked over.
But Vicki Gunvalson has always done just what she wants!
The original Real Housewives of Orange County star had her face overhauled in between seasons, and now she’s unveiled the new look that came thanks to a few minor procedures. She revealed what she got done:
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British tabloids tend to blur the faces of celeb kids because it's just a respectful thing to do.
Eva Mendes wishes that the paparazzi around El Lay would do the same thing…
For her and Ryan Goslings dogs: Hugo and George!!
She said the paps even try and use her dogs to get better pics of her, saying:
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Can we really be mad at Wendy Williams for saying what mostly everyone’s been thinking???
While Lil’ Kim’s people haven’t been too happy with all the talk going on about the um… transformation of the Queen Bee’s face, Wendy definitely didn’t keep her mouth shut on her show yesterday!
During Wendy’s Hot Topics segment on Tuesday, the talk show diva threw some MAJOR shade at Lil’ Kim’s alleged plastic surgery and shiz got pretty nasty!
Check out what Wendy said (above)!!!
Gurl’s gotta keep it real, but did she really just say Kimmy out La Toya’d La Toya Jackson?! Dayum!
Now it sounds like Lil’ Kim saw the clip, because she took to Twitter and blasted:
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