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Mugshot Hall Of Fame.

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Good lord, he is terrifying.

Check out Michael Lohan's latest mugshot, taken for his alleged assault on fiancee, Kate Major!

We're going to have to start keeping a photo album of all the Lohan family mugshots, because let's face it - there's no way that this will be the last of them.

So, so sad.

Thoughts??

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The LOLhans Are Press-Thirsty!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanAliana Lohan

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Has it come to THIS?!

Lindsanity and her leech sister Ali Lohan made their own custom milkshake for charity at Millions of Milkshakes on Monday.

And when was the last time a camera was actually filming La Loca acting?!

Sad.

[Image via WENN.]

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Michael Lohan Continues The Douchebaggery!

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Every time we feel like he has a glimmer of sincerity, he goes right back into horrific, famewhoring monster-mode!

Instead of taking the necessary steps to actually set up an intervention for his mess of a daughter, Michael Lohan once again chose to blab to the press about his attack on the Haus of Lindsanity yesterday!

He says:

"Everything was a mess. I said, 'Ali, it's dad, and I'm with the sheriffs.' Ali poked her head out of the bedroom, and I walked up to her and I said, 'What’s going on, honey? Are you okay?' and she started crying. Then I looked in the bedroom; there was a mattress on the floor with no furniture. Lindsay was laying on the mattress, sleeping."

He claims that Lindsay "looked like she was hit by a truck" and her eyes were "pale and bloodshot, and her hair was a mess."

He continues:

"She came up to me and said, 'What are you doing here?' And I said, 'I want to check on Ali, and I want to know you're okay. I want to sit down and talk to you.' Then she said, 'Get out of my apartment!' She started yelling at the police.

Some random girl, who looked like she's anorexic and on heroin, walked out of the other room, and I said, 'Who are you?' and she said, 'I'm her friend,' and I said, 'Listen, friend, step out of the way, this is between me and my daughters!' We all know she's drinking and if she’s on prescription drugs, you can’t do both. And then there's cocaine, of course. There's some other things I’ve heard, but I can't prove."

Okay, so if this is all true - which, to be fair, wouldn't shock us - why wouldn't the police intervene at that point? The fuzz determined there was no danger to Ali nor Lindsay, and let them stay!

If you really want to help your kids, stop airing their dirty laundry and do this shiz behind closed doors.

Maybe then they'll actually be receptive to your concern!

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Sluts McGee Takes Her STDs On The Road!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooLove Line

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Way to go, Sluts McGee!

The disgusting piece of trash is apparently so upset that the world hates her shameless, famewhoring antics that she's decided the best course of action to save her image is to make shameless, famewhoring appearances at nightclubs all over the country.

In case you want to see the walking and talking strain of gonorrhea yourself, she'll be appearing at the Bad Girl's Night Out party at LIV nightclub in Miami next week!

We're sure it's one NOT to be missed!

BARF.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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