She needs to get away from this famewhoring douchebag immediately!
The latest piece of trash to attach himself to our most beloved Snooki Snickers, Jeff Miranda, has reached new levels of desperation this week by posing on the cover of the only magazine that would have him, Steppin' Out, and proposing to the Jersey Shore star - VIA THE MAGAZINE!
This guy is so much worse than the last one!
And if that much douchery in one photo didn't nauseate you enough, here are some of the fragments of dumbass to escape this moron's brain!
I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother. I think Nicole will be shocked by this cover story and the fact that I'm asking her to marry me on the cover. But once she deals with the shock I think she'll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she'll say yes. MTV won't like that I'm doing this, but I don't care. I love her and want to be with her.
I will never break her heart. She's such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we're a match made in heaven. People think I'm using her for fame. But that's bullshit. They're just haters. I've always had my heart broken. While I was in Iraq a girl at home broke my heart. She said she would wait for me and she didn't. I wouldn't want Nicole to go through the same pain. I didn't ask for camera's in my face. It came with the territory. But I'm willing to put up with it for Nicole. I just want to be with Nicole and make her happy. I can make her the happiest girl in the world. I have very strong feelings for her.
On claims that he's he an awful abusive fuck:
What she said about me it totally insane. She's totally lying. She's trying to make my name the worst name you could ever hear. The truth is she was cheating on me so I got mad. I won't deny that. But what really happened is she tried to force her way into my house to get back an X-Box she had bought me for my birthday. She pushed my mother and sister aside and stormed into my room. She actually kicked my sister. That got me really angry. But I never laid my hands on her. She spit in my face and started hitting me in my own house. All I did is restrain her from hitting me. There was never a gun involved. She made up the whole story. That's all she's good at doing. She got laid off from her job and she's just looking for money from the tabloids. The truth is the judge threw the whole case out and had to have her removed from the court room. She's crazy. It all started because I wouldn't buy her a $10,000 boob job. I'm sure Nicole (Snooki) will ignore the story. She knows it's not true.
On Snooki's castmate Vinny:
Personally I didn't get along with him. I don't like him as a person. He's not a very social guy to me. He's very stand-offish. He thinks he's hot shit. I think he's a jerk off. I'm not going to lie. He should lighten up and start smiling. He acts like a jerk off when people say hi to him. He should be more appreciative to the fans who watch him and like him. He's just an asshole to everyone. I've seen him in action. Trust me, he's an asshole.
On Angelina and her claims against Jeff:
Nobody cares about her anymore. She's spreading lies about me to get attention. But she's very jealous of me and Nicole (Snooki). She should just fuck off. She thinks I'm interested in her, but you would think if I were interested in her we would be dating. I'm not into her. She's a bitch. She's from Staten Island dump. I was never with her sexually. I had a friend who hooked up with her friend and that's about it. I took a few pictures with her and she feel in love with me. She thought I was a sexy Guido. I tried to be nice to her, but she got the wrong idea. Now she's jealous. She's a cock blocker. She needs to get a life. I'm tired of her trash talking. She wonders why people don't like her. But the reason nobody likes her is because all she does it talk shit about other people. She's unhappy so she wants everybody else to be unhappy. She's a horrible person. She was fucking a married guy. She's evil. She's a home wrecker. Her family needs to teach her some manners.
Well isn't he eloquent! Such wise words!
We hope this is Snooki's wake-up call!
Stay AWAY from this turd, bb! He's trash!
And just as gayface'd as Emilio!
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