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Ashton’s Alleged Mistress Claims To Be Friends With Demi

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This keeps getting more and more twisted.

According to a string of text messages sent between Britney Jones (Ashton’s alleged mistress) and a friend, Britney is “good friends” with Demi Moore.

Britney Jones: "You should know what you're talking about before you start talking s**t lol. Don't believe everything you read about hollywood 'marriages'"
Britney Jones: "I didn't break up any marriage in fact demi and I are good friends"
Source: "Not talking s**t. Just having fun with a funny situation."

Britney, who claims to have had sex with Ashton on a couch in his home, says that his and Demi’s marriage is a sham.

Here’s our question: Why hasn’t she released the incriminating messages between her and Ashton? She said she deleted some but not all of them.

Let’s see them Britney. You have all of the symptoms of a famewhore, so prove us wrong and release the messages!

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Allegedly Sober Michael Lohan Famewhores In An NYC Bar!

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Well, isn't this self-proclaimed concerned father just all smiles?

While his addict daughter Lindsay's life continues to collapse around her, ex-con and allegedly 'sober' Michael Lohan was spotted famewhoring it up at a New York City bar!

We never are ceased to be amazed with this disgusting, self-righteous prick's bullshit.

He clearly has no self-control, so we wonder what he thinks he's doing in an effing BAR!

Just another reminder that his meal ticket daughter never even had a chance because of him.

Deplorable.

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Sexy Sarah MIA For Bristol's Debut On Dancing With The Stars!

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We can't believe she missed the opportunity to get herself on TV and spout out some more right wing bullshit!

Last night, Bristol Palin made her debut on Dancing With The Stars, and her mother Sexy Sarah's grating presence was noticably absent from the audience!

Apparently, the former Vice-Presidential candidate instead chose to tweet this photo (above) with the following message from her home in Alaska:

Over-the-moon excited and happy for Bristol! Cheering her on @ DWTS party in the Palin living room.

What gives?! Not feeling particularly famewhorey, bb?

Or did someone not approve of Bristol's sinful dance costume and song choice?!

LOLs!

Check out (below) Bristol's surprisingly decent debut dance routine! We'll give credit where credit is due, she's not AWFUL.

Not great, but not awful!

Thoughts??

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Tits McGee Speaks! Still Desperate For Attention

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Check out the video (above) and learn way more than you'd ever want to know about Tits McGee!

This video is lengthy. We won't blame you if you're unable to make it through the entire interview with famewhore, and regular whore, Michelle "Bombshell" "Tits McGee" McGee.

Does this interview change your feelings about Ms. Tits?

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Prostitution Whore Comes Out As A Lesbian For Attention Without Actually Saying It!

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She's just divine, isn't she? LOLs!

Now that Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub is officially off The Real Housewives of New Jersey, she's exactly where she belongs - with every other disgusting famewhore/gutter troll on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine!

And be rest assured, getting her ass fired has only enhanced her delusional, certifiably insane antics!

Here are some of the better gems of instability:

On being a lesbian for attention:

"I've had six relationships with women and I will tell you women kiss better than men. That's very, very true. I remember each and every one of them. I don't really like labels. I'm trying to keep that part of my life as private as possible. Let's just say I'm interested in sexuality."

On former co-star Teresa Giudice:

"She needs a hairline revision. Planet of the Apes has nothing on her! She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like?"

On Melissa Gorga, Teresa's sister-in-law and possible housewife for season three:

"The reason Melissa initially contacted me was to tell me she felt so horrible watching somebody else be treated as badly as she was treated by Teresa for over a decade. She said that when Teresa is jealous and threatened by another woman that's how she behaves."

Glad to see all of the apologies shared in the reunion meant something!

But, go ahead! Keep running that delusional mouth, bb!

Within a few weeks, even Steppin' Out won't be interested in your z-list ass, and the only person you'll have left to listen to you will be your energist!!

But that's no big deal, right?? Because you stay in the positive!

Love and light, gurl!

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Good Riddance, Prostitution Whore!

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Of course she's not going to get a spin-off! She's a legitimate psychopath and a liability to Bravo!

Ever since it was announced the Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Jafar from Aladdin's long lost twin Danielle Staub would not be returning to The Real Housewives of New Jersey for its third season, she's been ranting about her potential spin-off, and even hinting that she may join the cast of The Real Housewives of New York!

We assumed that it was all about as delusional as her constant claims that her former castmates are attempting to murder her wherever she goes, but now we've had it CONFIRMED.

Sources close to Bravo are reporting that producers of the show are so fed up with Staub's out of control antics that not only did they fire her right before they filmed the Reunion episode - just to ensure she'd be at her most batshit finest - but that nobody at the network wants anything to do with her in any capacity! And apparently, the castmembers of New York have threatened to walk if they try and put her on!

Bwa ha ha!

And even if Bravo fell on its head and stopped thinking rationally long enough to even consider keeping her around, Staub's ex-husband Tom has reportedly filed for primary custody of their daughter, the little cutie pie Jillian (that poor child), which has effed up the proper work permits - that would allow her to be filmed - from being filed!

So if you hear good ole' Prostitution Whore ranting about all of her various opportunities or 'spin-offs,' it's BULLSHIZ!

LOLs!

Good riddance, Prostitution Whore! And take your busted horcruxes weave with you!

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AMAZING. Michael Lohan Produces A Song For Lindsanity!

This is ACTUALLY better than Christmas!

It's always been abundantly clear that Michael Lohan is a man of many talents - he is an expert wife beater, an unrelenting famewhore, and of course, a delusional ex-con, but we never knew that he was also a nuanced song-writer!

We beg you to PLEASE listen (above) to a Poppa Lohan penned instant classic, A Father's Love, allegedly written in honor of his beloved meal-ticket Lindsanity while he was behind bars, himself.

Unfortunately, it appears that Michael has not contributed his own vocal stylings to the stunning piece, but we hope that when his little princess is released from Lynwood, he'll be waiting for her outside blaring this classic from a ghetto-blaster a la John Cusack in Say Anything!

Her anger and resentment over years of abuse, exploitation, and neglect would melt away!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

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