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Check out the video (above) and learn way more than you'd ever want to know about Tits McGee!

This video is lengthy. We won't blame you if you're unable to make it through the entire interview with famewhore, and regular whore, Michelle "Bombshell" "Tits McGee" McGee.

Does this interview change your feelings about Ms. Tits?

Tags: bombshell, famewhore, interview, michelle mcgee, tits mcgee, whore

She's just divine, isn't she? LOLs!

Now that Prostitution Whore Danielle Staub is officially off The Real Housewives of New Jersey, she's exactly where she belongs - with every other disgusting famewhore/gutter troll on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine!

And be rest assured, getting her ass fired has only enhanced her delusional, certifiably insane antics!

Here are some of the better gems of instability:

On being a lesbian for attention:

"I've had six relationships with women and I will tell you women kiss better than men. That's very, very true. I remember each and every one of them. I don't really like labels. I'm trying to keep that part of my life as private as possible. Let's just say I'm interested in sexuality."

On former co-star Teresa Giudice:

"She needs a hairline revision. Planet of the Apes has nothing on her! She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like?"

On Melissa Gorga, Teresa's sister-in-law and possible housewife for season three:

"The reason Melissa initially contacted me was to tell me she felt so horrible watching somebody else be treated as badly as she was treated by Teresa for over a decade. She said that when Teresa is jealous and threatened by another woman that's how she behaves."

Glad to see all of the apologies shared in the reunion meant something!

But, go ahead! Keep running that delusional mouth, bb!

Within a few weeks, even Steppin' Out won't be interested in your z-list ass, and the only person you'll have left to listen to you will be your energist!!

But that's no big deal, right?? Because you stay in the positive!

Love and light, gurl!

Tags: attention, crazy people, danielle staub, delusional, energist, famewhore, fired, gutter troll, lesbian, magazine, prostitution whore, real housewives of new jersey, steppin out, teresa giudice, ugh

We hope so!

Snooki's boyfriend Jeff Miranda sounds like a real douche and apparently he used to frequent a private swingers' club!

A source reveals:

“They used to have private swinger’s parties on off nights at the club and there was a lot of risky behavior with people often pairing off and heading to hotels together afterwards.

“Jeff loved these parties and he really saw himself as a ‘ladies man’. His favorite party trick was to pour alcohol on naked bodies of women and then lick it off.

“But he had a real jealous streak too. One time a girlfriend of his was getting some attention from a male stripper at another event and he went completely mad and totally flipped like a crazy person."

He's also a famewhore — big surprise! The source continues:

“The guy was always obsessed with becoming famous and was mad when his audition for Jersey Shore was not successful. But he has somehow managed to get close to Snooki even although she’s totally not his type and a lot of people close to her are really concerned.

“He recently got involved in a war of words with her former boyfriend Emilio Masella but the truth is she would have probably been better off staying with him and not hooking-up with Jeff Miranda.”

DUMP him, Snooks — and fast!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Tags: boyfriend, dump him, emilio masella, famewhore, jeff miranda, jersey shore

She needs to get away from this famewhoring douchebag immediately!

The latest piece of trash to attach himself to our most beloved Snooki Snickers, Jeff Miranda, has reached new levels of desperation this week by posing on the cover of the only magazine that would have him, Steppin' Out, and proposing to the Jersey Shore star - VIA THE MAGAZINE!

WTF??

This guy is so much worse than the last one!

And if that much douchery in one photo didn't nauseate you enough, here are some of the fragments of dumbass to escape this moron's brain!

On Snooks:

I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother. I think Nicole will be shocked by this cover story and the fact that I'm asking her to marry me on the cover. But once she deals with the shock I think she'll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she'll say yes. MTV won't like that I'm doing this, but I don't care. I love her and want to be with her.

I will never break her heart. She's such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we're a match made in heaven. People think I'm using her for fame. But that's bullshit. They're just haters. I've always had my heart broken. While I was in Iraq a girl at home broke my heart. She said she would wait for me and she didn't. I wouldn't want Nicole to go through the same pain. I didn't ask for camera's in my face. It came with the territory. But I'm willing to put up with it for Nicole. I just want to be with Nicole and make her happy. I can make her the happiest girl in the world. I have very strong feelings for her.

On claims that he's he an awful abusive fuck:

What she said about me it totally insane. She's totally lying. She's trying to make my name the worst name you could ever hear. The truth is she was cheating on me so I got mad. I won't deny that. But what really happened is she tried to force her way into my house to get back an X-Box she had bought me for my birthday. She pushed my mother and sister aside and stormed into my room. She actually kicked my sister. That got me really angry. But I never laid my hands on her. She spit in my face and started hitting me in my own house. All I did is restrain her from hitting me. There was never a gun involved. She made up the whole story. That's all she's good at doing. She got laid off from her job and she's just looking for money from the tabloids. The truth is the judge threw the whole case out and had to have her removed from the court room. She's crazy. It all started because I wouldn't buy her a $10,000 boob job. I'm sure Nicole (Snooki) will ignore the story. She knows it's not true.

On Snooki's castmate Vinny:

Personally I didn't get along with him. I don't like him as a person. He's not a very social guy to me. He's very stand-offish. He thinks he's hot shit. I think he's a jerk off. I'm not going to lie. He should lighten up and start smiling. He acts like a jerk off when people say hi to him. He should be more appreciative to the fans who watch him and like him. He's just an asshole to everyone. I've seen him in action. Trust me, he's an asshole.

On Angelina and her claims against Jeff:

Nobody cares about her anymore. She's spreading lies about me to get attention. But she's very jealous of me and Nicole (Snooki). She should just fuck off. She thinks I'm interested in her, but you would think if I were interested in her we would be dating. I'm not into her. She's a bitch. She's from Staten Island dump. I was never with her sexually. I had a friend who hooked up with her friend and that's about it. I took a few pictures with her and she feel in love with me. She thought I was a sexy Guido. I tried to be nice to her, but she got the wrong idea. Now she's jealous. She's a cock blocker. She needs to get a life. I'm tired of her trash talking. She wonders why people don't like her. But the reason nobody likes her is because all she does it talk shit about other people. She's unhappy so she wants everybody else to be unhappy. She's a horrible person. She was fucking a married guy. She's evil. She's a home wrecker. Her family needs to teach her some manners.

Well isn't he eloquent! Such wise words!

BARF!

We hope this is Snooki's wake-up call!

Stay AWAY from this turd, bb! He's trash!

And just as gayface'd as Emilio!

Tags: abusive, angelina pivarnick, awful, boyfriend, douchebags, emilio masella, engagement, famewhore, go away, jeff miranda, marriage proposal, snookerdoodle, ugh, vinny guadagnino

Of course she's not going to get a spin-off! She's a legitimate psychopath and a liability to Bravo!

Ever since it was announced the Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Jafar from Aladdin's long lost twin Danielle Staub would not be returning to The Real Housewives of New Jersey for its third season, she's been ranting about her potential spin-off, and even hinting that she may join the cast of The Real Housewives of New York!

We assumed that it was all about as delusional as her constant claims that her former castmates are attempting to murder her wherever she goes, but now we've had it CONFIRMED.

Sources close to Bravo are reporting that producers of the show are so fed up with Staub's out of control antics that not only did they fire her right before they filmed the Reunion episode - just to ensure she'd be at her most batshit finest - but that nobody at the network wants anything to do with her in any capacity! And apparently, the castmembers of New York have threatened to walk if they try and put her on!

Bwa ha ha!

And even if Bravo fell on its head and stopped thinking rationally long enough to even consider keeping her around, Staub's ex-husband Tom has reportedly filed for primary custody of their daughter, the little cutie pie Jillian (that poor child), which has effed up the proper work permits - that would allow her to be filmed - from being filed!

So if you hear good ole' Prostitution Whore ranting about all of her various opportunities or 'spin-offs,' it's BULLSHIZ!

LOLs!

Good riddance, Prostitution Whore! And take your busted horcruxes weave with you!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: aladdin, bravo, coke fucking whore, crazy people, custody battle, cutie pie, danielle staub, evil, ex-husband, famewhore, fired, jafar, jillian staub, monster, network, poor thing, prostitution whore, psychopath, real housewives of new jersey, real housewives of new york, square tits, tom staub, vile

This is ACTUALLY better than Christmas!

It's always been abundantly clear that Michael Lohan is a man of many talents - he is an expert wife beater, an unrelenting famewhore, and of course, a delusional ex-con, but we never knew that he was also a nuanced song-writer!

We beg you to PLEASE listen (above) to a Poppa Lohan penned instant classic, A Father's Love, allegedly written in honor of his beloved meal-ticket Lindsanity while he was behind bars, himself.

Unfortunately, it appears that Michael has not contributed his own vocal stylings to the stunning piece, but we hope that when his little princess is released from Lynwood, he'll be waiting for her outside blaring this classic from a ghetto-blaster a la John Cusack in Say Anything!

Her anger and resentment over years of abuse, exploitation, and neglect would melt away!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

Tags: a fathers love, amazing, con, dedication, despicable, famewhore, john cusack, lindsanity, lynwood, say anything, this cannot be happening, wife beater

Whenever we see this asshole, we do truly feel a twinge of sympathy for Lindsay Lohan. She didn't have a shot in hell at normalcy because of her parents, did she?

Michael Lohan is clearly loving all of the publicity he's getting due to his daughter's prison sentence, and he once again played the concerned father role on FOX News Channel’s Studio B!

Look! He gets so passionate that he drops the "F" bomb! He must really be sincere then, RIGHT?

BARF.

Here are some other gems from the Father of the Century, first regarding Lindsay's own "F" bomb in the court room, and then about his usual famewhorey-ness.

“Shep, it is stupid, it’s insane, it’s so dark. Why would you do that, for what reason? And not expect people to see it or word to get out.”

“Give me a break. All of my effort is spent trying to help my daughter. It really is hurtful that people will take situations and twist them when you’re trying to conduct your life, you’re trying to just live your life. If you don’t know, if you’re not in my shoes, then you have no place saying what I should do.”

“It just tears me up. Especially to see that my wife, my ex-wife, is around her and not doing a damn thing to help her. I don’t believe the jail poll was warranted. There’s measures she can take now that can put her in a better place if she goes to jail, or even help her not go to jail."

“This is about saving my daughter’s life, it’s not about TV deals. She should be in a rehab now. And what Dina should be doing, and I’m calling her out right now, is she should get the names of the doctors off every prescription, every bottle, and she should turn those names over to the authorities for investigation. This is the truth, this is what’s going on in her life, and they shouldn’t be documenting it, they should be fixing it. When I had no other choice, and I found out what was going on in my daughter’s life, and when I tried to approach her and to talk to her about it, that’s when she cut me off. She didn’t want to hear what I have to say.”

Unfortunately, we can't say that any of this bullshit is shocking, coming from him - but it's still effing disgusting!

Thoughts??

Tags: awful, bullshit, deplorable, disgusting, f bomb, famewhore, fox news channels studio b, lindsanity, prison, youtube