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Oops! She did it again! LOLz!
Today, our gurl once again let one rip on air (above), and she TOTALLY kept her cool!
Good for her! She's an inspiration to everyone out there who gets embarrassed when they fart!
It's a perfectly natural part of life, and we give Whoopi credit for embracing that fact!
Jessica Simpson admitted that she farts 15 times more than the average person, and she admitted it on Twitter. To everyone. Because for her, when someone says, "Don't cross the line," she says, "What line?"
Here's what she tweeted:
“The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!”
Awesome. Thanks Jessica. We're glad you're using social networking to the fullest.
[Image via WENN.]
Squeeze them buttocks, soldiers!
Marines have been told that they are not allowed to audibly fart in Afghanistan because it offends the Afghan people.
There are several things that Marines are told to stay away from, such as cussing, talking politics, religion, and basically anything concerning females. But farting is really pushing it. Ahem.
We guess it's best if you stay away from those extremely gassy foods.
And next time you feel an air biscuit coming on, just hold it in until you're in the privacy of your own barracks.
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We hope you're not eating your breakfast while reading this.
In the latest issue of Cosmo with Kim Kardashian on the cover, the reality star says that she's never passed gas and she's never gone #2!
That can't be real. We know you're a lovely young woman, but there's no possible way you have never pooped before, Kim! Unless of course you're a robot, a ghost, or a unicorn. You must have some magical bowels! LOLz.
[Image via Cosmo.]