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Jessica Simpson admitted that she farts 15 times more than the average person, and she admitted it on Twitter. To everyone. Because for her, when someone says, "Don't cross the line," she says, "What line?"
Here's what she tweeted:
“The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!”
Awesome. Thanks Jessica. We're glad you're using social networking to the fullest.
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Squeeze them buttocks, soldiers!
Marines have been told that they are not allowed to audibly fart in Afghanistan because it offends the Afghan people.
There are several things that Marines are told to stay away from, such as cussing, talking politics, religion, and basically anything concerning females. But farting is really pushing it. Ahem.
We guess it's best if you stay away from those extremely gassy foods.
And next time you feel an air biscuit coming on, just hold it in until you're in the privacy of your own barracks.
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We hope you're not eating your breakfast while reading this.
In the latest issue of Cosmo with Kim Kardashian on the cover, the reality star says that she's never passed gas and she's never gone #2!
That can't be real. We know you're a lovely young woman, but there's no possible way you have never pooped before, Kim! Unless of course you're a robot, a ghost, or a unicorn. You must have some magical bowels! LOLz.
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Here is something we never knew about Johnny Depp. He loves to fart. Preferably, electronically.
While appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Penelope Cruz shared some inneresting details about her Pirates of the Caribbean co-star's flatulent pranks on set!
In the middle of praising Johnny, she begins to talk about his sense of humor and drops the bomb:
"I guess everybody knows he owns a fart machine, right?"
No! We did not! Please go on, Penelope.
She continued to elaborate to Jimmy Kimmel and it turns out Johnny has had a penchant for farts for quite some time.
When she first worked with him on the film Blow, he used a plastic fart machine to cause mayhem on set, but has since upgraded to one with a remote control!
Do yourself a favor and listen to Penelope share her experience with Johnny Depp's fart machine (her cute accent makes the word "fart" even funnier) while working together on the latest Pirates film.
PLUS! Keep watching the clip to check out the trailer for Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides that aired exclusively on the late-night!
Someone googled "dog fart" a ton to make this.
The poor pooches don't know it's rude - luckily they also don't know we're laughing at them!
Whether you're a animal lover, a fart humor kind of person, or both, you will enjoy this video.