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Not quite…but these dino farts are deadly!!

Sauropods, or large plant eating dinosaurs like the Brachiosaurus and the Brontosaurus (now called Apatosaurus), are now the latest excuse explanation of climate change.

Researchers speculate that these dinos could produce 520 MILLION tons of methane.

With all that methane, the core temperature of prehistoric Earth could have been ridick!

As a reference, that's close to all methane produced from natural AND man-made sources.

Grodie!!!

The researchers, from Liverpool John Moores University, warn that their estimates are based on many assumptions.

Still, can you imagine standing behind…or within a football field…of that flatulence?

DEATH! LOLz!

Tags: climate change, dinosaur, farting, flatulence, gas, global warming, methane, science

And this is why she's pretty much the best person alive!

This morning on The View, Dr. Oz was discussing the benefits of fiber in one's diet, and explained that one of its side effects is gas, which apparently prompted co-host Whoopi Goldberg to proudly admit that she'd be letting them rip all morning!

And she didn't stop there!

Check out the HIGHlarity of the clip (above)!

Ohh boy!

We couldn't hear anything, but from the way Barbara and the other women responded, we imagine the smell of that last one was a force to be reckoned with!

We're obsessed! LOLz!

Here's hoping that this will become a regular occurrence from Miz Goldberg on the show - she can just unleash every time Elisabeth says something that she doesn't like!

Ha!

Tags: dr. oz, farting, fiber, hilarious, no way, the view, this actually happened

No, seriously, the country is making it a crime!

According to reports, the Malawi government is set to vote upon a new "Local Court" system that will have to power to punish a range of "crimes," including insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, trespassing on a burial place and yes, even passing gas. (Or to use their lingo "fouling the air.")

If this sounds pretty ridiculous to you, you're definitely not alone. Many citizens feel the country has bigger fish to fry than holding people accountable for living by the phrase "better out than in." One such citizen told sources:

"We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more."

Agreed! And can we also ask a very important question: WHY?!

If it's a decency issue, may we remind you that sometimes the forces of nature just take over and you just can't control it!

C'mon! Just let people let 'em rip!

Tags: crime, farting, government, malawi, ridiculous

This is so awful, we can barely believe it!

According to police, 21-year-old Marc Higgins of Bristol, CT stabbed four people at a party on Saturday night, killing one of them, because people made fun of him for farting.

Witnesses say that Marc drunkenly left the party, returned with three knives, and stabbed people "indiscriminately."

21-year-old Matthew Walton died of the stab wounds.

What makes this whole thing even MORE upsetting is that Higgins' victims were not specifically targeted. He claims they were "simply the first people he saw when he returned to the party."

Such a tragedy! Our thoughts go out to Matthew Walton's friends and family.

As far as Higgins is concerned, we truly hope that justice is served.

Killing someone over flatulence? Absolutely sickening.

Tags: bristol, connecticut, farting, flatulence, kill, marc higgins, matthew walton, stab, tragedy