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This Little Girl's Joy Of Farting Is Just Delightful! And Smelly…

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This is… adorable?

We never thought a fart could bring a smile to our face, but this little girl is just the most precious thing ever!

Twins Aubrey and Presley may be dressed alike, but only one of them knows how to get a laugh out of their audience. LOLz!

Video: Mark Wahlberg Teaches Kids About The Birds & The Bees

If you happen to be in a rut this Thursday as your New Year's Eve plans dance in your heads, then hopefully this little girl absolutely dying over her own fart will cheer you right up.

Stinky!

Ch-ch-check out this latest viral video's odd combination of cute and gross (below)!!!

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Horse Makes Fart Noises With Its Mouth And Wins The Hearts Of Everyone Within Earshot!

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A horse makes farting noises with its mouth. This is all sorts of wonderful.

HA! This is hilarious!

We love horses, almost as much as Leona Lewis does… which is a hell of a lot!

They're so beautiful, and powerful, and majestic, we just wanna brush them all the time.

Is there any way to make a horse even more desirable? Yes, make it

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90 Dairy Cows Farted So Much Nasty Gas, They Blew Up A Barn!

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Gross!

But also cool!

But mostly gross!

A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There's no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it's written all over this thing!

Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let'em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!

It's a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the 'static electric charge' that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.' BOOM!

Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!

We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there's no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.

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Peaches Geldof's Pooch Is NOT A Fan Of His Own Poots!

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Peaches Geldof's dog, Parpy, is a VERY sophisticated pooch. How sophisticated???

He's afraid of his own farts!!! LAWL!

Peaches's pooch might be terrified of his own flatulence but the model and her hubby, Thomas Cohen, find it hysterical.

Peaches tweets:

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Some Fish Use Farts To Communicate

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Seriously.

Some types of herring literally use farts to communicate.

Apparently they make such a high pitch noise, predators can't hear it, so they can secretly communicate.

Check out the above video to learn more about farts. LOLz!

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