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Horse Makes Fart Noises With Its Mouth And Wins The Hearts Of Everyone Within Earshot!

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A horse makes farting noises with its mouth. This is all sorts of wonderful.

HA! This is hilarious!

We love horses, almost as much as Leona Lewis does… which is a hell of a lot!

They're so beautiful, and powerful, and majestic, we just wanna brush them all the time.

Is there any way to make a horse even more desirable? Yes, make it

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90 Dairy Cows Farted So Much Nasty Gas, They Blew Up A Barn!

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Gross!

But also cool!

But mostly gross!

A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There's no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it's written all over this thing!

Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let'em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!

It's a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the 'static electric charge' that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.' BOOM!

Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!

We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there's no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.

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Peaches Geldof's Pooch Is NOT A Fan Of His Own Poots!

Filed under: Silly!PetsIcky Icky Dog PooCuteness!Dog

peaches-geldof-dog-scared-of-farts-web.jpgPeaches Geldof's dog, Parpy, is a VERY sophisticated pooch. How sophisticated???

He's afraid of his own farts!!! LAWL!

Peaches's pooch might be terrified of his own flatulence but the model and her hubby, Thomas Cohen, find it hysterical.

Peaches tweets:

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Some Fish Use Farts To Communicate

Filed under: Science!FishFunny

Seriously.

Some types of herring literally use farts to communicate.

Apparently they make such a high pitch noise, predators can't hear it, so they can secretly communicate.

Check out the above video to learn more about farts. LOLz!

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Watch These Two News Anchors LOSE IT While Trying To Report The Most RIDICULOUS Story Ever!

Filed under: Oops!Wacky, Tacky & TrueSilly!

We can't figure out what's more funny - the actual story or watching these two trying to get through telling it!

Check out this HIGHlarious clip from a Cleveland news channel, which features the two anchors absolutely losing their shiz over a RIDICULOUS story involving a man who is facing assault charges for FARTING on a police officer (above)!

Oh man! The world that we live in!

And to whomever managed to sneak that story onto their desk without telling them - KUDOS! LOLz!

What can we say? Farts are funny!

Ha!

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The HIGHlarious Reason Jay Kay Will Never Fly With Johnny Rotten Again!

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We can't say we blame him! That's a long-ass flight!

Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay recently sat next to The Sex Pistols' Johnny Rotten in the business class section of a flight to Australia, and revealed that the rocker's flatulence was so bad that he'd rather move to economy than endure it again!

WTF?! LOLz!

He explains:

"He is a fucking nuisance. I was seated next to him on a flight and the whole trip he just kept farting. It was totally foul. He kept saying, 'Oh, that wasn't me' or, 'The meal smells a bit off, don't you think?' He drove me insane. [If he moved to economy] At least I'd be able to breathe a bit. They banned smoking in the air and they should ban farting."

What a disaster! Obviously, that's not something everyone can control, but for goodness sake, GO TO THE RESTROOM!

LOLz!

Glad to know that Rotten lived up to his name, though!

[Images via WENN.]

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Cat Hiccups And Farts

Filed under: Silly!Cat

Watch this video to see a very funny kitty!

This cat hiccups and farts at the same time!!! LOL!

Would U want a cat like this??

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