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So Much For Originality! 2011 Is Year With Most Sequels In History

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2011 is year with most sequels

Yeah, we're excited for Scream 4…but we'd like to see SOME original movies come out as well!

2011 will make Box Office history for releasing 27 movies sequels, making '11 the year with the most sequels in history!

Not only THAT, but 2011 will also set a record for being the year with the most "part fours" in history, including Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Scream 4, Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World, and The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part One).

NOT ONLY THAT, but 2011 will ALSO set a record for being the year with the most "part fives" in history, including Fast Five, Final Destination 5, Puss in Boots, X-Men: First Class, and Winnie the Pooh.

Wow. We didn't realize Pooh had made his way into theaters so many times!

This is pretty disturbing. Let's come up with some original ideas, Hollywood! Honestly, do we really need a FIFTH Final Destination? We would have stopped after the Devon Sawa one, but that's just us.

How do U feel about the fact that we're breaking sequel history this year?

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Dwayne Johnson To Get His Own Spin-Off In Fast And Furious 6

Filed under: Film FlickersVin Diesel

The fifth Fast and Furious movie (trailer above), Fast Five, hasn't even been released yet and they're already thinking about a sixth movie??

In the fifth movie, Dwayne Johnson plays a Federal Agent who hunts down Dom and Brian, played by Vin Diesel and Paul Walker.

Producers say that they're already banking on this film being a hit and are looking to make a sixth film that will focus on Dwayne's character.

Producer Neal Moritz says:

"Vin and I have had numerous conversations about what that might be. And we're starting to get serious about it right now. We just finished the movie like 4 or 5 weeks ago and we just needed a break, and now we're gonna start focusing on that."

Is this really necessary? Do we need a sixth F&F??

Ugh.

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Guess Who's Getting All Fast And Furious?!

Filed under: Film FlickersVin Diesel

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Well, this mess of a movie just got that much more ridiculous.

We announced a few months back that there was a fifth Fast and Furious movie in the works. It's called Fast 5 in real life, but we prefer 5 Fast 5 Furious!

Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have reportedly already signed on, and today there's news of a newbie joining their ranks: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

LOLz!

Not that we're going to see this garbage, but don't you think he and Vinny are going to be a little difficult to tell apart with all of the .3 second cuts, muscles, and explosions? Not that these guys have ever been masters at writing comprehensible stories, but GEESH.

How are we supposed to distinguish the characters now? We were relying on physical appearance to do that!

Whatevs, we will still applaud The Rock for signing on! He obviously knows how much effing money these movies make!

He'll be able to buy the deluxe-sized jacuzzi now! Congrats, bb!

[Image via WENN.]

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