Clear the streets! The Doughboy is back in business!
Despite shedding some tonnage (and dignity) on Celebrity Fit Club not too long ago, it looks like Kevin Federline is back to his daily diet of KFC Double Downs and Big Gulp Slurpees.
The man is HUGE!
The hefty papa took all 4 of his children out for a day of fun at a local park, where the kids ran around on the jungle gym and had a picnic with caramel Starbucks drinks.
That's like mother's milk to them now!
At least KFat is attempting to waddle out of doors. Got to keep those cankles in shape!
[Image via GSI Media.]
Tags: celebrity fit club, fatties, kfat
Everyone has a type. Ke$ha's ideal man has to be able to make her laugh, give ZZ Top a run for their money and constantly suffer from meat sweats.
That's right! She likes her men funny, furry and fat!
Would you expect anything less from a person who looks like she was birthed in a trailer park urinal?
Ke$ha recently explained in an interview that:
"My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect."
Even if he did, that lardo would still be too good for the likes of you!
It must be really hard for her to walk around shopping malls come Christmas time. All those stout, swollen, scruffy Santas, waddling around and calling out her name (you know, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"). How does she keep it in her pants???
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: fatties, kesha