Oooh, Snooki - you know we love you!!
Especially since you give us such a beautiful look into that sparkly, bubbly brain of yours!!
Come May 15, everyone will have full access to the little lady's sophomore book - Gorilla Beach.
In this titillating tale, we learn all about Gia Spumante as she navigates her summer on the Jersey Shore. Through tanning salon aspirations and a fireman break-up, Gia reveals herself as the spunky be-all-you-can-realistically-be gal she is.
Here are some of our favorite lines from the first chapter: