And NO! We're so not talking about the Illuminati here! Ha!
According to the newest tabloid fodder, Kim Kardashian apparently agreed to go through the body-changing, life-changing experience that is pregnancy for $22M.
Uh huh. And it was all planned with IVF. No surprise about it, they say.
Look, we know homegurl appreciates a good business deal here and there, but this is stretching it a bit, no??
Now, using Kanye for his sperm… well that's another story! LOLz!
UMM BUT ON TO MORE CRAZINESS…
The cover of Star makes one assume that Will Smith is snorting the powdery white fairies, but as we all know — the "cocaine scandal" they speak of actually deals with his brother-in-law.
Yeah, it's actually really really sad and unfortunate. But it is NOT about the Fresh Prince directly, so we can all breath a lil' better now. Phew!
AND IN EVEN WORSE NEWS…
As you all know, Mindy McCready committed suicide. We hurt so much for the children she left behind. Click HERE for the details.
Did you know Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are splitting up??
Tags: 2013, february, kim kardashian, kris jenner, mindy mccready, tabloid covers